kagami-cookie:

geckopirateship:

silver-tongues-blog:

“matpat gave the pope undertale” sounds way different than “matpat met the pope while representing the YouTube gaming community and it’s customary to give the pope a gift that’s reflective of the culture your represent and he chose undertale, a game about choices, consequences and reflect and peace/love”

Yeah, “matpat met the pope while representing the YouTube gaming community” is actually even more ridiculous so I’m not sure context makes this one better

What if matpat gave him fnaf instead

He considered it but then felt a story about murdered children seeking revenge wouldn’t be appropriate to give to the pope

samuellbnoble:

berrodtherapscallion:

cobo4231:

sirartwork:

davidrazi:

roachpatrol:

vintar:

i’ve found my new favourite author

SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION

THESE ARE REAL
THIS EXISTS
WHY AREN’T I PUBLISHING BOOKS
KIDS YOU CAN BE ANYTHING
CHUCK TINGLE YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

Yeah my female friends keep talking about these books and my male roommate keeps talking about Zelda and I…

Stay tuned for his next epic: TriForcing Your Way into my Shadow Temple

This just got better and better as I scrolled down…

LOL

Jesus Christ the last one

summer-of-like:

3oh!3′s lyric “so tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him” is better than 21 pilots’ entire discography

z-raid:

vaigh:

iverbz:

I hate everything about this

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

Shark: Hey, that’s Phil- HONEY! PHIL’S ON TV!!

vangoghkid:

fkatwigs:

i wonder who my richest follower is

fun game: let’s see who can transfer me the largest sum of money

clientsfromhell:

I work at a place that makes stickers, either from pre-made designs on our store, or custom ones. A couple comes in looking for some lettering.

Client: We were looking to have some stickers designed.

Me: I can do that for you. What are you after?

Client: We want some word stickers. We found a font we liked we want you to use.

Me: Great. What’s the font?

Client: It was the fancy one.

Me: I’m sorry, the fancy one?

Client: Yes.

Me: That’s not much to go on. Do you remember the name of the font?

Client: No.

Me: Could I show you some fonts to pick out something else you’d like?

Client: No, we want the fancy one.

Me: …I don’t think I can help you.

Client: (angry) Well we’ll find someone who KNOWS what they’re doing.

They left in a huff.

I’m okay with that. 

just-shower-thoughts:

I finally understand why Youngster Joey had 4 Rattatas and 1 Raticate.

just-shower-thoughts:

Star Wars saga is just a family drama that is fucking up the galaxy

jessicameats:

thehumorousace:

apocellipsis:

FUN FACT: it seems like more and more people are coming out as asexual because we finally feel safe enough to do so, it is not a fad, it is not a trend, and if you think it is one of those things please hop on the shut-the-fuck-up train to don’t-fucking-speak-to-me-ville.

Holy shit, it’s been put into words.

💜🌈💜

Also, people are coming out as asexual because we finally know that this is a thing that exists. We are reading things on the internet and thinking, “Oh, this sounds like me,” and, “There are other people who feel like this?” and, “Maybe I’m not broken after all.”

I wasn’t aware asexuality even existed until a couple of years ago. I mentioned asexuality to a coworker maybe a month ago and her reaction was astonished joy and, “That sounds like me!” I spoke to a woman in her fifties who said, “I always just assumed I was broken.”

People are coming out as asexual because they’ve learned that asexuality exists.

buckywantsplums:

I would walk 500 miles

And I would walk 500 more

Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to catch a bulbasaur