wirtish:

neko atsume go: collect any real life cats that you see, just grab them

thejediavengeroftheinternet:

Team Mystic and Team Valor: 

Team Instinct:

ultrafunnypictures:

My name is Krabbygo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

gendersnaps:

tfw ur sister who is MAX WASTED wont stop doing trust falls out of nowhere

just-shower-thoughts:

With all the puns, rhymes and witty comments I bet Team Rocket’s Jessie and James would have amazing karma on Reddit

shan-francisco:

Bill Nye opens his mailbox

“BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL” he shouts as he flips through his many house payments due at the end of the month 

eggpla:

anar-tea:

sectual-tention:

sm0k3-ring:

blackpoeticinjustice:

verdant-witch:

s1n-pie:

mizzhabibi:

surfshoggoth:

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

7. I still don’t know how to season chicken

underthund3rlovesyou:

Prof Willow’s office