what if people got a new name every birthday
what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh
“I had my first kiss when I was Greg”
this wasn’t supposed to get notes
i am the harbinger of the Companions, Arch-mage, the listener of the dark brotherhood, thane of all 9 holds, master of the thieves guild, nightingale, werewolf, dragonborn… and this is still my proudest moment
the worst thing about spending your life on the internet is that when you’re playing a game like cards against humanity at a party you’re the person who has to explain what things like bukkake are
Comparison between the actual size of Mario’s sprite in the Paper Mario series. From left to right: Paper Mario; Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door; Super Paper Mario; Paper Mario: Sticker Star; Paper Mario: Color Splash.
a family can be five marios of varying sizes




who wants to join me in this orgy of corpses that kinda all look like the feels guy
