Silver Tongue

inverted-mind-inc:

To those of you who don’t know, last year my hand was in good shape, but didn’t know what to draw, so I drew a Snake named Hank as the first picture of 2016.

Where Will Hank go next?

samanthabeeismyqueen:

from total trump fanboy to blocked by the president-elect on twitter

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kingofdersecest:

fearandloathinginheaven:

For 2017 I vote that we bring capes back into fashion.

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Originally posted by disneypixar

dat-soldier:

thevaguekatti:

thevaguekatti:

every time I see screenshots of overwatch i’m like HOW IS THIS SO CRISP? SO PURE? DID SOMEONE PAINT THIS? OR???

and then i remember my overwatch is on low settings. like. i’m literally always forgetting that the game is SO MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL than what my old PC can put out.

like seriously look at how chunky this shit is

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LOOK AT THIS MAN’S FACE, HE IS SUFFERING

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i’ve got sights……………….

jdlaclede:

jdlaclede:

every now and then tumblr reminds me that my dad asked for a furry pic for his 57th birthday

might as well tell the story behind that

so, my dad’s birthday is coming up, and since he doesn’t text, ever (he’s luddite that way), i text my mom: “hey, can you ask dad would like for his birthday?”

her response is “well he really likes your animals, why don’t you draw (our real-life dog) in that style?”

now bear in mind my mom doesn’t get what i do, or my dad for that matter, so i figure that she doesn’t understand the ramifications of that suggestion. she doesn’t quite see how slapping two hands and a pair of breasts on our real-life dog would be fucking weird. but note also that it was a suggestion that she came up with, not him, so i reply:

“can you just ask him yourself”

she responds “i was just giving you an idea, why don’t you ask him”

“he never texts”

“i will tell him to text you”

and that brings us to

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so the lesson is, my mom knows my dad’s tastes much better than i do

davidthezettanerd:

allmyhanddrawnsoul:

magicspacegays:

you:

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me, an intellectual:

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Me, a person who enjoy Disney and understand that every animated production has its pros and cons, that try to don’t follow this nonsensical debate/competition that get to nowhere:

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Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

me. a furry:

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crowski:

loserwave:

cartooncousin:

they discovered a whole new organ in the human body.. bicth

http://time.com/4621074/mesentery-organ-human-body/

New year, new organ

pillowswithboners:
“ bizarrodf:
“ ruriginzuishou:
“ oscilations-of-love:
“ literal-ghost:
“ missespeon:
“ didyaknowanimation:
“ Source: The Art of Dreamworks Animation
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this is probably one of my favorite facts from this blog so far
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THAT’S FUCKING...

pillowswithboners:

bizarrodf:

ruriginzuishou:

oscilations-of-love:

literal-ghost:

missespeon:

didyaknowanimation:

Source: The Art of Dreamworks Animation

this is probably one of my favorite facts from this blog so far

THAT’S FUCKING BRILLIANT, HOLY FUCK. Aardman animation is really great. 

i thought it was because that one chicken liked to knit and made things for everyone

That headcanon works

fun fact: this is the same reason so many hanna barbara characters (yogi bear, snagglepuss, fred flinstone) have such clearly defined neck ornaments, so their limited animation budget would allow them to save money by reusing the same bodies but with different heads

Same with the “Caveman stubble” the mouth area was a different color because it was basically a separate layer to be swapped with different mouth shapes without needing to redraw the head.

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solnishka1927:

nucleic-asshole:

notanoveltyaccountok:

somewhatgreatexpectations:

naked-mahariel:

zeplerfer:

weeping-wandrian:

why the fuck does english have a word for

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but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

Who even made these words I’m going to cornobble them

My dick is lingible

there is a dictionary that has all of these stupidly specific and obscure words and a whole lot more. It’s absolutely beautiful.