Silver Tongue

urulokid:

zooophagous:

urulokid:

jennifer lawrence: [tells a story about how she rubbed her ass on sacred rocks because it was itchy in a wetsuit and disrespected an entire culture and thought it was funny]

white people: whaaaaat there’s nothing wrong with that, she’s just so funny and quirky and hawai’ians beliefs r so dumb anyway

protestors: [step on a flag]

white people: 

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Originally posted by stillherebxtch

She didn’t just rub her ass on it, she dislodged a boulder that rolled down the hill and nearly hit someone. Not only did she fuck around with a world heritage site like it was nothing, she nearly killed someone on her own crew by being a clueless moron and seems oblivious as to why people are upset.

If you went into Arlington National Cemetery and shoved over a tombstone that nearly crushed someone you would get rightfully yelled at for vandalizing a sacred area and for nearly injuring another person and would rightfully find yourself in cuffs. She deserved the same.

absolutely fucking agreed, and the fact that chris fucking pratt, who is a born again religious christian white man, was cringing visibly and looked shocked through the entire interview really says something about the entire situation

let’s not forget she was also mocking the natives!!!! 

New Vegas: "I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me."
Also New Vegas: "Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name."
adventuresingay:
“Bro… you’ve lacrossed the line.
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adventuresingay:

Bro… you’ve lacrossed the line.

shittyidea:

A reality show about 2 gay Jesus Christ cosplayers living together, called “Jesus Fucking Christ”

luoiae:

written by @hoodleehoo 


hanzo abandons his LARP partner for organic free range gluten and lactose free cheese

narutothelifecoach:

gaylor–mars:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

deadlykillerqueen:

People say Anime is a Mistake yet 2017 is looking to be the worst year for Western Animation with such extraordinary gems like Boss Baby, The Emoji Movie, Nut Job 2, Despicable Me 3, and Lightning McQueen dies the movie.

Bad western animation: Generic Child Makes Fart Jokes

Bad anime: I Can’t Believe My Little Sister Turns Into A Dragon When I Squeeze Her Titties

Western Animation: Literally a bunch of talking food having a massive orgy and say “fuck” over and over.

Western Animation: Fat man and nag wife make offensive jokes that are passed off as “satire” and their dog repeatedly gets battered and beaten in a graphic manner by a baby who also makes offensive jokes and says swears for the sake of “humor.”

Western Animation: You remember the Teen Titans?? Yeah they have R@NDUMB HUM0R XDDDD now!!! Remember the Powerpuff Girls?? They reference outdated memes now. Remember *thing we liked during childhood*?? THEY CAN TWERK NOW. Gotta cater to the kiddies! What, you, a fan of the old series, doesn’t like it? Then we’ll create a caricature meant to mock you, because fuck fans.

Anime: Single father cooks food for his daughter because it makes her happy.

Anime: Lesbian witch with a gun obliterates Nazis.

Anime: Remember Sailor Moon? Well now she’s back and in this version, we’ll be keeping closer to the manga’s story and art style. Wait, the animation in the first two seasons was bad? We’ll gladly fix that in the third season, because we actually care about fans.

…but also.

Western Animation: Cute bunny cop teaches us why prejudice is bad no matter who you direct it at.

Western Animation: Boy with many moms learns to use the powers he inherited from his dead mom, and along the way, manages to help prejudical people see the light.

Western Animation: A team of five dorks, lead by a gorgeous princess, battle aliens inside of robot lions that can all turn into a giant humanoid robot, and learn to bond with one another.

Anime: Soda cans turn into girls when sipped out of.

Anime: Girls who make terrible butt puns use their asses to fight each other. Somehow, this is considered a sport.

Anime: Guy has a literal angel with big titties fall from the sky and she starts calling him “Master.” Two more angels also fall from the sky. All three fall in love with him and he gets the first one to remove girls’ panties and bring them to him and shit like that.

Gee it’s almost like good and bad animation exists no matter where it comes from and that opinions and tastes are subjective so some of the “weird” anime will be good to some and not to others and some people may also like the “weird” Western animation but not the stuff people consider “good”

I genuinely like most of these so I’m more like whatever

thebelongingyouseek:
“ fussyfangss:
“ batbrobeyond:
“ jetgreguar:
“ disneytrivia:
“ In the scene in The Incredibles where Helen (Elastagirl) is flying the plane, her use of radio protocol is exceptionally accurate for a movie. The terminology used...

thebelongingyouseek:

fussyfangss:

batbrobeyond:

jetgreguar:

disneytrivia:

In the scene in The Incredibles where Helen (Elastagirl) is flying the plane, her use of radio protocol is exceptionally accurate for a movie. The terminology used hints that she has had military flight training. In the director’s commentary Brad Bird says that actress Holly Hunter insisted on learning both the lingo and its meaning.

  • “VFR on top” means she is flying in the regime of Visual Flight Rules ‘on top’ of a cloud cover.
  • She requests “vectors to the initial”, or directions on how to get to the initial landing approach.
  • “Angels 10” is her altitude call, ten thousand feet. This is a military term. Civilian flights use the term “flight level”.
  • “Track east” is her direction of travel.
  • “Buddy spike(d)” is a US military brevity code meaning “friendly anti-aircraft radar has locked on to me, (please don’t shoot)”.
  • “Transmitting in the Blind Guard” is a call on the emergency frequency where 2-way communication has not been established.
  • “Abort” is also a military brevity code, a directive meaning “stop the action/mission/attack”.

god i love when actors/ voice actors are intent on using correct lingo for things like this

its so easy to BS this sort of thing and sometimes it might work but it’s vastly more impressive when they actually use correct terminology 

She also uses the handle “India Golf Niner-Niner” or, in the NATO Phonetic Alphabet, IG99.

The Iron Giant (1999), also directed by Brad Bird.

THE INCREDIBLES WERE MY FUCKING SHIT OKAY I FUCKING LOVE ELASTIGIRL AND EVERYTHING ABOUT HER

honestly if Incredibles 2 doesn’t give me details on Elastigirl’s military flight history AND make Frozone 200% more of a supporting character, what is even the goddamn point

adurot:
“ conspicuouslad:
“ adurot:
“ changemodomega:
“By what possible definition is Hal not the jerk?
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When you compare him to Guy, obviously.
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Which was the one that went on a green lantern slaughtering spree because of ear worms?
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Being...

adurot:

conspicuouslad:

adurot:

changemodomega:

By what possible definition is Hal not the jerk?

When you compare him to Guy, obviously.

Which was the one that went on a green lantern slaughtering spree because of ear worms?

Being possessed by the personification of Fear itself and murdering all your coworker’s doesn’t make one a “jerk”.

officialkeikoandgilly:

gaycoffeelover:

allnjstn:

daddys-cummies:

jeremiagoeswoah:

fozmeadows:

pandorkful:

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maramcgregor:

rashaka:

orcasocks:

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monanotlisa:

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bre-e-e-e:

kingkilling-and-stormlight:

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froborr:

philsandifer:

romansnow:

taiey:

zarekthelordofthefries:

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mukkora:

questions-within-questions:

fairytalesandimaginings:

lantilles:

fiontan:

casualswfan:

fiontan:

yosoyleche:

blasianxbri:

thetallblacknerd:

kingjaffejoffer:

freshest-tittymilk:

fleamont:

freshest-tittymilk:

jhenne-bean:

fuck-customers:

Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed:
“I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.

The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”

In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.

Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.

“Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned”

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Originally posted by christian-serrano

@fleamont
can you verify?

Yeah this is correct. Lemonade is sprite. Clear fizzy liquid type thing. Solo is closer to what American lemonade is but we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade anyway so she was never going to get what she wanted lmao.

Y'ALL AIN’T GOT LEMONADE?!?!??

madness…

“we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade“

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That entire continent exists on a different realm of existence

What the… Lmao

Why is it called lemonade then? 🤔

@casualswfan What is wrong with you guys?

IT IS THE SAME DAMN THING. You Yankees and your fifty brands of the same :P

LEMONADE AND SPRITE ARE NOTHING ALIKE

Things heating up in the drink fandom

I’m pretty sure the same is true in the UK at least was in 2010 except Sprite didn’t seem to be a common brand so I’d ask for Sprite get blank looks eventually figured out to ask for lemonade 

Sprite is a recognised brand here, but it’s not omnipresent, it is also considered a brand of lemonade.

This is fucked up.

Sprite: lemon-lime soda (pop/carbonated beverage).

Lemonade: lemons, water, and sugar. Still.

LEMONADE IS NOT CARBONATED WHATT HEFUCC CK ARE YOU ALL DOIGN

Living? Sensibly?

Also on what planet does Sprite have lime in it.

Sprite, the lemon-lime flavored carbonated beverage, is made on Earth.

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Earth is the third planet from the Sun, the densest planet in the Solar System, the largest of the Solar System’s four terrestrial planets, and the only astronomical object known to harbor Sprite.

The people of Earth are known as “Earthlings” or “Spriteloids” interchangeably (although not to each other).

At least in the UK, if you order lemonade you’ll sometimes get Sprite, but if it’s proper it’s a lemon soda akin to the Italian gassosa - less sweet than Sprite.

Oh shit, I’ve had gassosa, it’s AMAZING.

I just want to say that the whole ‘lemonade and Sprite are interchangeable’ is pretty common throughout Asia as well, in my experience

@bre-e-e-e
what madness is this?!?!?!?!
@kingkilling-and-stormlight
so… what you are all saying is. Lemonade is … not fizzy… in America?

You guys have orange juice at least, right? Grapefruit juice? In the US, Lemonade is a juice, like orange juice, but made with lemons instead of oranges. You can buy “fresh squeezed lemonade” at many restaurants and fast food venues. Typically it’s diluted a bit with sugar water, so the sour flavor of the raw lemon juice isn’t so overpowering. 

In the south, it’s very common for people buy whole lemons and make their own lemonade at home using a citrus juicer.

In Germany, you’d ask for “Limonade” and yeah, you may get a Sprite or a Fanta; it’ll always be a fizzy nonalcoholic drink and usually come in lemon, lime, orange flavor. Only in healthfood or hipster establishments would it ever be an actual juice drink.

As a fan of homemade rosewater lemonade, I am twitching at the thought of sickly sweet carbonated beverages that taste like they were invented by someone who may have been in the same room as a citrus fruit once but can’t remember what it actually tastes like being called lemonade.

Wtf did y'all think beyonce was talking about????

oh wow I hadn’t even considered that. Like millions of people worldwide hearing the album title but not understanding what lemonade means even on the most superficial level.

This is so epically disturbing. Lemonade is such an integral part of spring and summertime. I just … this breaks my brain and my heart. The cultural references too. Just, all the American shows that reference lemonade and people in other countries are thinking Sprite? There’s a reason kids do freshly squeezed lemonade stands. You can’t buy it like that from a store. And there’s nothing quite like screwing it up and getting the sugar ratio wrong. And parents grinning through the too sour or too sweet mess and praising your efforts. Lemonade Is a Thing.

Wait does that mean Aussies make Shandies with sprite?????

Does this mean a significant portion of the global population don’t know what to do when life hands you lemons?

Yes, Australians make Shandies with our carbonated soft drink lemonade, though if you’re using it as a mixer, you’re less likely to be using Sprite and more likely to be using Schweppes, which looks like this:

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Like. We absolutely have a concept of flat, juice-based lemonade, but as an earlier commenter said, it’s a niche hipster speciality rather than the default, and even then, it’s still going to be premade rather than fresh. 

OH GOD THAT’S WHY AMERICAN CHILDREN CAN MAKE IT AND SELL IT SO EASILY. I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW KIDS COULD MAKE A CARBONATED DRINK AT HOME.

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Reblogging for Beyonce. This thread is gold.

@cresselian

Just as an FYI:
Lemonade in Britain is served as a carbonated/fizzy form. I quite like ginger lemon fizz myself:
http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/11590/ginger-lemon-fizz