scraps-is-busy:
“wavemasterkaz:
“ bluecandycat:
“ jeshire-katt:
“ jigokuhana:
“ werewolf-enthusiast:
“ adacanary:
“ because-im-freaking-greed:
“ ultra-firelily:
“ fandomlife-universe:
“ What is it?
”
A butterfly. What does that get me?
”
a flaming...

scraps-is-busy:

wavemasterkaz:

bluecandycat:

jeshire-katt:

jigokuhana:

werewolf-enthusiast:

adacanary:

because-im-freaking-greed:

ultra-firelily:

fandomlife-universe:

What is it?

A butterfly. What does that get me?

a flaming skeleton playing guitar. No idea what powers that gives me but they’re awesome

um…..the city of chicago? so I guess vast powers of racism and corruption? wonderful. 

THE MOON

Ichimatsu Matsuno.

Sooo I gain the ability to turn into a human/cat hybrid, shit on command, burst into flames when confronted with pda… and have the love & trust of every cat within my neighborhood.

…I’m cool with this.

A red ideya.

B)

ASHE.

LITERALLY ASHE.

I GET SLUTTY FOX POWERS.

Majora’s Mask

Welp, guess I’m gonna destroy the world using the moon

A picture I drew of Chara and Asriel Dreemurr in their evil god forms. 

YES.

I got heart aspect. That means soul. Bitchen! I get to do whatever I want with people’s souls! And my lock screen is time so I get time powers too? Fuck yeah, I’m like a strider fusion!

scraps-is-busy:

carniccity:

morelikebookoffeels:

photoshop-and-chocolate:

lizdraws0428:

blood-tea:

deansass:

deansass:

YOUR DRAGON NAME

  • last two letters of your first name
  • middle two letters of your last name
  • first two letters of your mother’s name
  • last letter of your father’s name

mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!

I love this because half of the people are getting amazing, fantasy names and the other half are getting unpronounceable ones. 

Caelmin

hm. I’m okay with that.

Niielies

Kadekac

Catogro

wh

Esuythi

at least the name looks cool

Oreaalim

Oooooh, sounds ocean-y and majestic.

Dymobron
Sounds like a loud Dragon

iverbz:
“ rapunzel-corona-lite:
“ iverbz:
“ youngharlemnigga:
“ Bro. I ain’t even know elephants had titties
”
this ruined my life
”
Ya girl went to the podiatrist for the corns on her feet and you see this hippo frying jeans in a rice cooker she...

iverbz:

rapunzel-corona-lite:

iverbz:

youngharlemnigga:

Bro. I ain’t even know elephants had titties

this ruined my life

Ya girl went to the podiatrist for the corns on her feet and you see this hippo frying jeans in a rice cooker she staying at y’all house because they kicked her out the tundra what do you do

ENOUGH

plumfsh:
“ Comic N-009: “CHERISH THIS BIRD”
As much as I like those other guys we gotta pay tribute to the objectively best characters.
”

plumfsh:

Comic N-009: “CHERISH THIS BIRD”

As much as I like those other guys we gotta pay tribute to the objectively best characters.

happikattwuzheere:

disclaimer: its been a while since i took a science class and i dont know much about modern theories at all i just pulled out a name i kind of remembered as being connected to quantum-ish-stuff and im not coming up w/ more math and sciecne symbols to put in 

but

ye 

group has a hangout over lunch that devolves into a heated debate between the two resident Huge Nerds 

locky-chan:

megapokemonxy:

Shiny Pokémon in Pokémon GO - Confirmed!


Official Shiny Pokémon have two sparkling stars before their names. These stars look similar to the stars you see when a Pokémon is caught, which surround the Poké ball. This is what makes them authentic.”


*Shiny Pokémon are Shiny in the over-world when they appear (like in Pokémon Rumble) and Shiny when belonging to Gym Leaders.”


… The Shiny Hunt is ON!


Follow @megapokemonxy for more Pokémon GO Tips.

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@lethaldragon

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

beautifulgodzilla:

adelstotle:

beautifulgodzilla:

I need volunteers

For what?

I’m going to the airport wearing an expensive black dress with a diamond necklace and glasses of champagne in both hands, waltzing through, casually reminding my chauffeur to haul my bags in for me. I need 4-5 attractive people (race+gender doesn’t matter) wearing clothes that are not better than mine, and cool sunglasses begging me not to leave, on their knees, barely grasping my dress because they want me to stay but at the same time they know the dress is worth more than anything they can ever afford. Turning around every so slightly and almost spilling, but not quite all the way there, my champagne, I’ll laugh and say quite loudly, “darlings I have to visit my ACTUAL husband!”

how do i get in on this

tomrny:

doctorcanon:

tomrny:

do you know how much better life would be if we could zoom our eyes in and out

Stepping closer. You are talking about moving your body.

oh yes let me just step closer into the sky and look at the stars, or how about i step closer into the tiger den at the zoo to see them better

m1nktank:

the meme squad is born