clubsdeuce:

my mom uses sweet bro and hella jeff magnets to tell me if the dishes are clean or dirty

trevenant:

Pokémon is mainstream again but… for a higher age group? It’s seen as unusual to not be interested? Nobody’s afraid of getting teased, so everybody’s having fun without worrying about what other people think? 12-year-old me couldn’t have imagined a brighter future

gracetheacefromouterspace:

So I was at rehearsal today and our director was telling us a bit about theater history and common phrases.

He asked, “Does anyone know why we say break a leg?”

That is when my meme-loving, air horn honking friend decided to raise hi hand and answer,

“It’s because we’re in a cast.”

ponyota:

in the tags, put 

- where u live

- ur first language 

- what u call this:

poketipsjournal:

If anyone finds any different information to this then please, let us and everyone else know! 

- Ken

Is there a way for it to not evolve

alexander-hammiejam:

ahsadler:

aintnobodygotmoneyfodat:

loudest noises:
-dad sneezes
-mom yells
-trying to get a pot out of the pot cupboard
-dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower
-flushing the toilet at 3am in the morning
-IMAX

-John Cena

3am in the morning

Closing doors when mad.

johnhandoncock:

perchbird:

im a cheater

gary motherfucking oak shit right here

Nah, Gary fucking oak still does things legit. This is some Paul shit right here.