Silver Tongue

miraculer:

i somehow found my way to the “what did the drunkest person at the party last night do?” thread

dies-first:
“when u roll wonton
”

dies-first:

when u roll wonton

scraps-is-busy:

rosexknight:

woodelf68:

luthienebonyx:

defyaugury:

galadhir:

cedeelbe:

pachycephalosauria:

cedeelbe:

barapacian:

usbdongle:

mollucktheglukkon:

polkahorse:

rickseriastar:

gamzeemakarasober:

saltscreamcalibrat:

thesuperdoubleg:

sharknadoconnor:

ohpierre:

Witch of Nerds

Witch of Rage IT ME

Waste of Weed

Skunk of Shit B) yep that s me 

sack of light??

Skunk of Rage. Sounds bout right

Lord of Toast

Sack of Breath

Waste of Breath. excellent

sack of shit
damn that really is me, nice

Dork of Nerds….

Fuck you.

I got…

Lord…

Okay, and…

TIME?!!!?!?!????!

That’s it.

I quit. I’m done.

AFTER 2 YEARS I TRIED AGAIN AND GOT dork of nerds AGAIN WTF

Maid of Toast

Waste of Time

Lint of Rage. Hahaha,

LORD OF TIME. WHERE IS MY TARDIS AND ROBOT DOG COMPANION?

Okay, Luthien, get in. You’re my companion. Bring the cats; there’s plenty of room. :)

Dork of Ram. It’s funny because I am a dork and also an Aries, which is a ram XD

I am Maid of Doom.

Hah you’re a fucking lame roll. That’s something you’d see on homestuck.
I’m a dork of nerds. A much more prestigious title.

siderealsandman:

taggthewanderer:

invigoratingcheese:

nihilistgirlfriend:

Everytime I see someone’s edgy theory about how capturing Pokémon is wrong, I remember that time in Sinnoh it was explicitly stated that Pokémon approach trainers specifically to engage in battle and how it’s implied multiple times throughout the series that Pokémon engage in battle and competitions for their own prestige and it’s just a symbiotic relationship that a respectful trainer gets a career for helping raise a powerful Pokémon while the Pokémon gets access to stronger opponents and more varied experiences than it ever would in its native habitat

Also in the first episode of the anime Ash asks why a wild pokemon is attacking Pikachu and his pokedex says that wild pokemon are often jealous of pokemon with trainers.


#keep your edgy shit away from my pokemon plz n thx

Pokemon are miniature blood knights who love beating the shit out of one another and dream of joining professional fighting squads that go around beating the shit out of one another and I think that’s amazing

bambidestroyerofwords:
“HOW DARE????
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adurot:
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I’d watch it.
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adurot:

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I’d watch it.

knifebook:

In-depth analysis of Holly Blue Agate

On Deviantart

Hope to make more stuff soon! 

iguanamouth:

zoloftofficial:

ostolero:

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do not separate them

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chrossrank:

The Tallest Diamonds