yuki8563-unertale:

2016-5-14

Alphys & True Lab’s monsters.

Stay with you.

kngshxt:

Crazy how in murders literally caught on tape, cops identities are not revealed for their protection, yet the instant a cop gets shot the “suspects” photo is plastered on every major media outlet endangering him and his family without any proof. 

mechagodzilla:

there was a man walking in circles with his phone out and when we walked past him he said he was trying to hatch an egg. this app has completely turned people into pokemon NPCs

just-shower-thoughts:

When a funny joke is repeated, it becomes less funny. But when a barely funny joke is repeated, it can become a hilarious running gag.

sai-fish:

just one??? or a hundred…how many…one single….no…they come in packs…like cheese

bolto:

fudgenomnomnom:

what the fuck guys

he looks like when yall draw rick from rick and morty hot

trashgender-garbabe-nova:

quendergeer:

noctis-nova:

communismhills:

noctis-nova:

Defeating capitalism can’t be that hard. How much HP does it have?

the World Boss Capitalism has 1,951,484 hp, but it also has a companion boss called The State and that boss has 2,487,313 hp and if you don’t get them both to 0 at about the same time they just start spamming shields & heals on each other & The State starts using OHKO attacks on your entire group

Damn, that must be why Marx recommends a party.

We’d have finished this raid by now if SOMEONE didn’t keep splitting the party

Fourth International, rushing in alone: “LEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOON TRRROOOOOTSSKKKYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!”