slimetony:

amazingoriginalname:

slimetony:

im too depressed to get out of bed to catch him

hes come to try and cheer you up

why bbother. he’ll leave just like everyone else

shreddednettles:

im ready for this ridiculous link

moinstar:

samplefrisks-edu:

bilingual frisk is underappreciated

For non-Filipino fans:

“Alam mo, sa katotohanan, kadiri ka. Napaka-baboy mo.” means “You know, the truth is, you’re disgusting. You’re being like a pig.(metaphor)”

just-shower-thoughts:

Today I watched TV on the internet, played a VR game on my phone, smoked weed ordered online and made a grocery order which arrived at my door in 2 hours. It truly is the future.

just-shower-thoughts:

Just realised that Popeye, my favourite cartoon when I was a kid, was basically about a guy who took performance enhancing drugs to rescue his girlfriend from abduction, forced marriage and rape.

k-lionheart:

raisinbranagh:

#what i really like about Helga are her proportions 

#she’s thin but muscular and has some curves

#but she’s also tall which is unusual for an animated woman 

#and her eyes don’t take up half her face 

#and she has broad shoulders which i like

Thank you, creators of Atlantis.

Helga deserved more

gloomgaze:

growing up means perpetually bemoaning younger versions of yourself like some kind of neverending babushka doll of self-hate

mustangsally78:

animate-mush:

transgirlsamwinchester:

clairwitch:

mylordshesacactus:

charamei:

transgirlsamwinchester:

stop telling ppl to write like hemingway i promise u adverbs are not another face of the dark lord satan its ok

If writers took every bit of writing advice that was in the format ‘Don’t use X part of the English language’, all English fiction would read like Spot the dog

#Spot chases the ball#the ball chases Spot#the ball conquers nations#the ball still chases spot#see spot run#run spot run#the ball is coming

IMO Adverbs can be pretty nasty sometimes (”’I can’t wait!’ said Tom excitedly” is still a pretty bad sentence) but it all comes down to how you use them, and what words you put them together with.

Generally, you should try to avoid using adverbs in phrases like ‘she said happily’ or ‘he screamed loudly’. Aside from that, adverbs aren’t inheritly bad. 

And ‘So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past’ isn’t a bad sentence at all. 

thats not really anything inherent to adverbs, it’s just redundancy. the dialogue is speaking for itself. ’“i can’t wait,” said tom excitedly’ is a bad sentence, but ’“i cant wait,” said tom flatly’ is chill. id probably throw a comma in there before ‘flatly’ for pacing but u do u

“dont use adverbs” is basically a really shitty way to verbalize “redundancy is often awkward and makes your audience feel condescended to if it’s not done well”–because lgr there are times when redundancy is okay, there are times when literally everything is okay

break the rules of literature. theyre shitty rules anyway

First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing, because verbing weirds language

Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing, because no verbs

Then they for the descriptive, and I silent because verbless and nounless

Then they for me, and, but no

REBLOGGING BECAUSE THE LAST POST IS BRILLIANT.

just-shower-thoughts:

The real winners of Pokémon GO are all the service providers that will rake it in when everyone goes over their data allowance.

Jokes on you, I have unlimited data for only $80 a month.