Silver Tongue

vgfm:

harryhenry1:

vgfm:

vgfm:

slovenskiy:

warmthtales:

slovenskiy:

sweet-cherry-fairy:

slovenskiy:

i once saw someone say the extended universe of star wars is like world unbuilding and that’s honestly the only way i can describe it, because i have absolutely no fucking clue of what the fuck goes on outside of the movies, and i have TRIED to understand, but the more i try the less i understand, i just… what the fuck man

remeber when the emperor came back to life in a series of clones and when they died tried to posess han and leias baby but was stopped by a guy who just died’s ghost grabbing onto him and forcing them both into the afterlife of the force

remember when darth vader turned good and literally changed his entire attire to be white instead of black

remember when it was revealed that the astro-mech droid that blew up at the beginning of A New Hope turned out to be a force-sensitive droid that blew itself up on purpose because it sensed that if Luke bought R2D2 instead of itself that the empire would fall

i hate this fucking franchise

Remember when IG-88 took over the 2nd Death Star and was about to lead a machine uprising just before the Rebels destroyed the station?

HE LITERALLY SLAMS AN ELEVATOR DOOR SHUT IN PALPATINE’S FACE JUST TO FUCK WITH HIM

remember when han fought a giant otter

they even made a magazine cover for that moment:

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Remember the lightsaber pike?

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Remember the lightsaber whip?

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Remember the lightsaber suit?

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kizatchi:

me: babe u look like an angel :)

her:

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simonsoys:

Happy New Year!

Go out and make some new friends in 2017!

thegardenqueer:

funkpunkandrollmuhfucka2:

The more things change…

1976 | 2017

I cant believe this actually happened

If I had a dollar for everyone turned the hollywood sign into hollyweed, I’d have two dollars. That’s not a lot but it’s still happened twice. Isn’t that weird?

it’s

multipls:

yiffmaster:

britney:

bitch

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

my xkit makes it the old format so

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mostlysaner:

chonpalm:

I DID IT….THE HIGH NOON OF DREAMS

My husband (who plays Overwatch) was sitting on his computer next to me and heard this. He literally said “OMG What the FUCK?!”

oddfellowsrest:

love-sex-poetry:

aurorasunrisesunset:

Just to be clear on where this blog stands

I didn’t want there to ANY confusion.

Just to be clear…