Silver Tongue

zombiegrooves:

are you fucking serious

Ask me my “TOP 5/TOP 10” anything!

maxistentialist:

Every word in this headline is funnier than the one before it.

gaymargurl:

We played all the support characters on Attack with one Tank and took the point in less than 45 seconds LOL

sansserifaster:

someone: you should take a 5 minute break every hour and stretch! :) get some water or a snack
me, a person with a skewed perception of time and inability to care for myself: what

bloodsbane:

some drawpile doodles! feat. @toxicgummy‘s chara

ethicalanimefordecenthumanbeings:

writing-prompt-s:
You’re mindlessly surfing online when you begin looking through your social media history. You discover multiple disturbing posts from years ago that you don’t remember writing.
This isn’t even fiction this is just my constant state of being

imdoingstuffandthingslori:

lesmiserablephantom:
totallynotmisha:
damianmcgintleman:
twerker:
2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers
what about 1982
1983
1984
1985
&
1986 Hmmm
since 1987.

iambluetheraptor:

baku:
(x)
Man, that D.Va player isn’t taking Hanzo shit.

quadguyin-china:

best-of-memes:
all trees are beautiful
That may be the best response ever