Silver Tongue

bloodsbane:

thebootydiaries:

legalmatter:

why does everyone always associate satan with heavy metal

for all we know satan could like smooth jazz

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I always assume Satan would like instrumentals that are mostly string instruments

electric-daisy-forest:

Anonymously tell me what kind of vibe I give off

uglyfoxybaby:

artnmxlanin:

romanovva:

start holding your boyfriends to best friend standards pls

“my boyfriend was annoyed that I didn’t shave for days” vs “my best friend was annoyed that I didn’t shave for days”

“my boyfriend doesn’t like my haircut so I’m growing it out again” vs “my best friend doesn’t like my haircut so I’m growing it out again”

“my boyfriend hates when I wear makeup so I guess I have to stop” vs “my best friend hates when I wear makeup so I guess I have to stop”

if your boyfriend would leave you for something that your best friend wouldn’t care about, KILL THEM AND EAT THEM

Lmfao

true tho because people forget having a partner is literally just having another best friend with a slightly different intimacy thrown in, not all the rules should change and you should feel 100% as comfortable with your partner as you do with a friend. it took me a long time to realize that. 

I can’t believe it’s already 2017

dismisses:

cuntzi:

pewdiepiesfanblog:

infinite-angels:

hinterland-x:

ppessimistin:

sightless-behavior:

floorcatcher:

sightless-behavior:

4lienmatt:

sightless-behavior:

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

No no no lol please don’t

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing 

until 2017

only 3 more years.

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

http://bst.is/CBCKW8

I can’t believe this is still going around

nelajus:
“Gay people have temporal powers
Confirmed
”

nelajus:

Gay people have temporal powers
Confirmed

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Originally posted by dailydavestrider

desiremyblack:
“ nyshadidntbreakit:
“ destinyrush:
“A hero without a cape
”
Her name is Theresa Kachindamoto, and she is a senior chief - political leader of a region with a population of about 900,000 people.
She didn’t run for election; she was...

desiremyblack:

nyshadidntbreakit:

destinyrush:

A hero without a cape

Her name is Theresa Kachindamoto, and she is a senior chief - political leader of a region with a population of about 900,000 people.

She didn’t run for election; she was appointed, without her knowledge, while she was living and working in a completely different part of the country. She just received a call one day telling her to come back to her childhood home, because she was in charge now.

So she did; and when she arrived, she discovered widespread sexual abuse of children. She browbeat 50 uncooperative local leaders into accepting her decision to annul all the marriages. She then fired four of them when they continued to allow children to be married off in their areas. She still faces widespread opposition from parents who consider it their right to sexually abuse their daughters if they want to; but Kachindamoto very evidently does not give a fuck, and is continuing to use political and legal means to protect children in the region.

She’s not just an anonymous do-gooder; she’s an effective political leader despite incredibly difficult circumstances. Theresa Kachindamoto.

(via
TumbleOn
)

yogvrt:

when i was like 14, i once wore contact lenses instead of glasses to school bc i had just learned how to put them on and i wanted to show them to my friends right, and this one guy goes and tells me “i thought girls were supposed to become beautiful when they stopped wearing glasses. something obviously went wrong with you” and that was??? so incredibly rude i wanted to cry but i just stood there not knowing what to say bc i honestly thought we were friends

but the girl sitting in front of him (who was also his crush, mind u) hears him and turns around with the most disgusted expression on her face, and calls him out on it like “omg i cant believe you said that have you even seen yourself in a mirror you have no right to tell her shit” and then she turns to me and says “dont listen to him, you look gorgeous with or without glasses” and she probably already forgot about that but i always remember it whenever i feel self-conscious about myself

so the moral of the story is: if u see someone being a jerk to someone else, dont laugh along and call them out on it. stick together and bring all the fuckboys down

fakeffrank:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN

YOUNG AND SWEET

2017

thanks Obama

vesica-urentis:

reblog between now and jan 20th 2017 to thank Obama

(expired reblogs still count)

equalizerthepegasus:

placentalmammal:

drhaniwa:

スパゲッティみたいなケーブルがスッキリ…配線の達人によるビフォー・アフター写真いろいろ

These are the blessed servers of organization. Reblog to banish the mental chaos of 2016 and secure prosperity and good executive function in 2017.

These pictures please me. c:

@wuffleton