chassecroise:

if you are considering leaving a comment on someone’s fic that asks them when they will update/begging them to update, here’s a protip: don’t

fvvkinglovely:

sixpenceee:

sixpenceeeblog:

A demonstration of the physics of inertia. (Source)

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THAT is fucking WILD

kinkysenpai:

The only post that matters today

ritavonbees:

asgardreid:

cardozzza:

dannydanuselessstuff:

artaline:

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*

Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Alien: *exasperated sputtering*

Human: shots! shots! shots!

Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.

Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves

enderoid:

bidoof:

IMMEDIATELY the first thing you see when you start up death stranding is a ten minute long windows movie maker slideshow of kojima del toro mikkelsen and reedus’s trip to disney world with fun sounding stock music and you can’t skip it

Why would you want to skip it?

mako-symptoms:

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

soupery:

charlesoberonn:

soupery:

soupery:

soupery:

i know its stupid but 

im REALLY PISSED ABOUT HOW HE GLUED THIS???

AND JUST CASUALLY SLAPPED IT ON

BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GLUE SHIT LIKE THAT

i love the amount of notes this got because it means everyone’s as pissed about stanford’s art habits as i am

who brought this back

Combine this AU with the AU where Ford sucks at drawing and the AU where his handwriting sucks and you got the perfect shitty journal AU

ziggy-starlord:

The new adventures of Florida Man

thedenofravenpuff:

Aaand yet another of the past cast from @redvelvetrecalls and @redvelvetrunaway, run by @avatarjk137. 

This one is Ember Heart, a unicorn mare who spent her life sentence in heavy bandages and constantly drugged up on painkillers. Had a strong need to make the world beautiful. By setting everything on fire. Fire was the only true beauty she could see and she had a natural talent of summoning magic fire.

During a chase from the royal guards to stop her rampage, she hid in a barn… which she set on fire with herself still inside. Her burns won’t heal properly nor accept skin craft due to the magic nature of the fire used, but doesn’t seem to have changed her need to beautify the world with fire given the chance to do so. 

Enjoy!

Sounds like she should let 1000 demons consume her body so she can become a spider demon lusting after a sacred jewel