Silver Tongue

can 2017 be the year that tumblr bots rise up and kill everyone? that would be nice

memelovingbot:

secret government agent: say it
me: *spits blood at agents feet*
secret government agent: say Lonk

snowingblackout:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

bloodydiadem:

That moment you realize you are Edmund

he almost gets them killed because he wants sweets

we’re still Edmund

Fun New Year’s Eve Joke:

btimz:

Tell everyone you see today that you will see them in a year. They’ll laugh and assume that you mean you will see them tomorrow. Little do they know at midnight, you will leave society behind to live in the woods for 365 days. Seek solitude. Seek peace.

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Twitter Parent Bashing

tardisponycallout:

Found this gem: Maia as Crecious still bashes her parents, but slips out that they are clearly her source of income and travel. Still co-dependent as you guys claimed.

So much trouble indeed. This isn’t new with Maia. To remind old and new viewers alike, Maia has constantly bashed her parents, any given chance she gets. Yet when she was given every opportunity to make a difference, she back peddled on her abuse claims and took everyone for a ride, even to her own white knights that contested this page.

there’s one 2 genders

korekiyotheanthropologist:

peratla:

cocoafloat:

sans and komaeda

um? the onceler??

what the fuck is this sjw bullshit the Bible said Adam and Eve not How Bad Can I Be

irlmaxxor-deactivated:

current mood: 2003 era General Grievous

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jack-the-lion:

uhrair:

uhrair:

my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was just cute gibberish but instead it’s TERRIFYING. so far, he has:

- grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall, whispering “do you see it? the barbed wire.”
- woken me up and muttered “he’s here” while staring at my bedroom door
- rolled over last night and said “you don’t know what’s out there. You don’t know what’s in the swamp.”

he’s taken like 20 years off my life.

on a less terrifying note, he once kissed me really gently and then said “have a great day at work baby” and pushed me onto the floor at 2am and immediately wrapped himself in all the covers

I’M DYING!!! XD

Imagine your OTP

cyborgshimada:

curiooftheheart:

writing-prompt-s:

You are a student who can stop time, you have stopped time in during an exam to cheat when you see something in the corner of your eye move.

Someone with the same kind of Stand? Impossible. I, Dio, shall be the only one cheating in this classroom.

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thefeelofavideogame:

trilllizard420:

knownfilmhoe:

ygrittebardots:

anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks 

not once in the films 

do you think that’s a coincidence 

not on your life buddy 

anakin skywalker does not have it in him to overrule another being’s free will

he murders a bunch of children with a laser sword

he also chopped his own son’s hand off

he’s too dumb for them

Hey, in all fairness, vader probably learned the hand chopping off thing from Obi Wan. Kenobi chopped off the hand and legs of vader as well as the hand of some random bar patron and then luke chopped off the hand of the wampa as well as vaders hand so really the hand chopping off thing is kenobis fault.