scottish-valkyrie:

daggers-drawn-returns:

kumboochies:

willelbyers:

i think we’re ALL disney’s first openly gay character

I’m not Disney’s anything

By talos, this can’t be happening

saxifraga-x-urbium:

timconway:

sailorbrazil:

Brian Eno on why he pissed in ‘Fountain,’ Marcel Duchamp’s famous urinal, in 1990 (source)

Hero

brian eno understood the assignment when the entire fucking art world failed it

warpsbyherself:

normal-horoscopes:

bitternest:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

🜓 *hands you the alchemical symbol for cinnabar*

🝔 *hands you the alchemical symbol for soap*

🜐 *hands you the alchemical symbol for Mercury (II) Chloride*

🝫 *Hands you the alchemical symbol for a Bain-Marie*

*squints*

You’re making that one up.

Guess what! Bain-Marie is originally an alchemical term! The “Marie” in question is actually Maria Hebrea, the 1st century Jewish magician considered histories first alchemist. The entirety of western chemical science is built on her work. Every time you melt chocolate with boiling water you’re participating in a 2000 year old alchemical practice by placing it in “Mary’s Bath.”

The Bain Marie, alternately known as Balneum Mariæ, as seen in John French’s 1651 work The Art of Distillation.

hasleftthechat:

comradekatara:

it’s so funny how iroh is always just like “oh don’t look at me I am but a stupid old man” and if anyone is like “um… no…… you’re the Dragon of the West” he’s like “what? that was , like, ages ago. six years ago, even. I’m stupid now. my brains turned to mush!” and then they just believe him and completely let their guard down. I love it

Iroh leverages ageism to do whatever the fuck he wants, and to win at everything forever.

david-de-bergerac:

In which Edgeworth Does as he Pleases

pidoop:

boimgfrog:

catsnraincoats:

boimgfrog:

catsnraincoats:

boimgfrog:

catsnraincoats:

boimgfrog:

catsnraincoats:

boimgfrog:

radishnt:

boimgfrog:

mothman-misato:

radishnt:

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

Radish. Answer the question radish.

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

Its takes less than a minute

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

Like seven minutes

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

i drink coffee

galladegamer:

cimicherrychanga:

its-kall-the-clown:

I know approximately zero about deltarune but based on the memes I keep seeing the crocodile one should stop letting the blue one use the GPS

heath-fucking-bar-baby:

unyanizedcatboys:

chefpyro:

There’s only one gender and it’s mine, you can’t have it

*photocopies your gender for illegal use*

*pirates your gender from PiratesBay but it has Korean subtitles and is in 360p*

leidenpierce:

Garnet ignoring tripods