Silver Tongue

alittlefallofrain:

hamilton + star wars

chibird:
“You’ve unlocked a new level 2017! Good job on collecting the star for 2016, and good luck on your newest adventure. Happy new year, players! :D
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chibird:

You’ve unlocked a new level 2017! Good job on collecting the star for 2016, and good luck on your newest adventure. Happy new year, players! :D

once-a-polecat:

thatoneguywithoutamustache:

kylo-solo-ben-ren:

kylobentrash:

Chewbacca has been around since Anakin turned to the Dark Side. Chewbacca has literally witnessed the whole Skywalker family fucking up the galaxy. When Ben was born, Chewbacca was probably just like :-)) can’t wait to see how this one fucks up

what if he can speak fluent English but has chosen to communicate through exasperated wails for the last sixty years bc he’s so done with the skywalkers’ shit

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What’s even funnier though, is that Han can speak Shyriiwook, but none of the Skywalkers can be bothered.

allieinarden:

silver-tongues-blog:

goat-yells-at-everything:

beeandpupcat:

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

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Yes, customer. Tell me again about how whatever policy we have that is hindering you from doing something is illegal and how all of my store is going to jail.

rosexknight:

You don’t sound ignorant or stupid at all.

quietpinetrees:
““When it was over, we broke 2016 into split-second fragments. They would be ammunition against hostile aliens who lacked our native immunity.”
-QuietPineTrees
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quietpinetrees:

“When it was over, we broke 2016 into split-second fragments. They would be ammunition against hostile aliens who lacked our native immunity.”
-QuietPineTrees

rapunzel-corona-lite:

quinzelade:

cincosechzehn:

thejambert:

The reveal of Azealia Banks murdering chickens for 3 years for ritualistic sacrifices is the only natural way to end 2016 

i thought this was a shitpost and then i googled and 

i swear to god dont make me fact check an assumed shitpost.

Its real

2016 seems like one giant shitpost

dan-mcneely:

epic-divorceman:

using narrachara to come up with their character is good but factoring in no mercy habits is extra good 

🐀

matthewsagan:
“ hispanicbitch2:
“I googled this just to see if it was real & it is.
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Actually it’s photoshopped. This is the original image:
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matthewsagan:

hispanicbitch2:

I googled this just to see if it was real & it is.

Actually it’s photoshopped. This is the original image:

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discorcl:

sanstheskely:

billieyoarmstrong:

books-and-cookies:

I spent at least 10 minutes watching this on repeat. I cried so much. It’s the best thing I’ve seen in a long time.

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ive had this queued this march

but have y’all seen the sequel