Silver Tongue

adulthoodisokay:
“ i am simultaneously furious and impressed
”

i am simultaneously furious and impressed

dog: [stares at me because I have food]
me: [flips middle finger at dog]
dog: [gives my middle finger kisses because he does not understand the obscene gesture and does not believe for an instant that I would be cruel to him in even the slightest way]

entoderek:

Ok so this post is a good post. But did you know there’s more to it than just the screencap?
Best 38 seconds of your night, guaranteed.

owlturdcomix:

I’ll just…
image / twitter / facebook / patreon

moonlandingwasfaked:

sludgelady:
Me: Hello PC market i would like a regular computer mouse to click things with thank you
PC market: Yo did you ever watch Gundam
this looks like the hand version of cock torture

a-night-in-wonderland:

* Goes on date *
* looks around *
“I’m sorry, will the dog in your profile photo be joining us?”

bigmysteriousmoon:

in what fucked up universe does a hippo in any way resemble a horse

bigmysteriousmoon:

“idk looks like a fucking horse to me, bill”
“harold youre a god damn genius”

snejkha:

Another redraw? (well kinda)

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