Silver Tongue

Supplies dwindle.

briannadeckah:
contrary to what gay fan fiction will have you believe, “trust” is not a good substitute for lube.
What about believing in the heart of the cards

@deyogee

foodnetworkruinedmylife:

me: *throwing eggs at cutthroat kitchen judge* so this is a decontructed omelet

tastefullyoffensive:

How God Created Animals (via boredpanda)

Previously: Dad Tweets

jaoxn:

Who is she?

Clearly she is the Wicked Witch of the East

animentality:

God’s greatest creation.

lu-audrey:

oops!!