Silver Tongue

gearholder:

blazing-forge:

deeceeoh:

blackmodel:

kula:

sheabutterbitch:

diaz-devan:

agavehoney:

fuckrashida:

peeweefrmbebeskids:

redbonealien:

hood-strology:

REBLOG WITH YOUR SUN SIGN AND ALIGNMENT!!

Libra, True Neutral (go figure)

virgo, neutral good

scorpio, chaotic neutral

scorpio, chaotic evil

Scorpio, Chaotic Good

Taurus, chaotic good

Aries, chaotic good

pisces, true neutral

Leo, Lawful Neutral

Aries, Chaotic Good

… Lawful Neutral? I call bullshit. Only one answer had any lean towards a lawful nature, and ultimately my whole thing was, “Do whatever you want as long as you aren’t too big of a dick about it.” That’s less Lawful Neutral and more Chaotic Good in my opinion.

Also Gemini.

Chaotic Good, Capricorn

Chaotic neutral, Libra

k64corruptions:

k64corruptions:

I just found out that Happy Wheels has an online TV series

Spoilers - it’s horrible

‘My name is Jim Bonacci, king of flash games:
Look on my works, ye Markimoo, and despair!’

biglawbear:

magickal-inkantation:

When you think the year can’t get any worse but then some new bullshit comes along 

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I love how 2016 itself has become a meme

refinery29:

littledeconstruction:

refinery29:

Joe Biden crashed a college party in this new #ItsOnUs PSA explaining why sexual assault is *everyone’s* problem

Could vice president (and part-time TV actor) Joe Biden sneak into a college party in real life? Judging by a new Funny or Die video, he totally could.

Gifs: Funny or Die

WATCH THE VIDEO

i honestly love Joe Biden with every fiber of my tiny, shriveled heart

To honor the coming of the new year (finally!) we’re reblogging some of our most clicked on stories of 2016. Here, it’s Joe Biden with an important message and just generally being the best. Watch it!

I’m gonna miss biden. he was the best VP.

jimmyjanuary:

controlledeuphoria:

swdyww:

killblll:

Frida (2002)
Directed by Julie Taymor

Mood

An important moment for me

take a fucking sip babes

magic-in-a-heart:

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I know this isn’t going to make up for all the bad stuff today, but everyone needs a little positivity and CAPTAIN RON GOT VISITED BY HIS OLD FAMILY

faerytxt:

broliloquy:

strongfishwife:

nostalgebraist:

nostalgebraist:

Man, I love glitch Pokemon

Precious gibberish children

Another notable glitch Pokemon is named

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She (?) looks like this

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and, at 80 feet and 3 inches, is tied with another glitch Pokemon for tallest of all Pokemon.

When encountered, she begins to play an endless glitchy song, which continues until the player resets the game (you can hear it here, but don’t listen with headphones because it includes high-pitched noises)

I’m glad there is a lesbian pokemon glitch who only wants to sing to us forever

If you read this, please take a moment to appreciate the fact that breaking this game in a very specific manner causes you to encounter an 80-foot spire of crimson light that draws you into a pocket of frozen time and surrounds you with eerie music for eternity

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Singing lesbian glitch

trashboat:

writing-prompt-s:

You, a historian, find something odd in your records. The same face, accompanied with variations of the same name, keeps emerging in paintings, drawings, woodcarvings and documents, from a span of several centuries. It looks suspiciously like your assistant.

Dr. TrollFace? Would you come in a minute?

Bring my assistant, nurse pepe too. They might find this interesting.

scotchtapeofficial:
“ korolevx:
“ czechs-and-holdings:
“ the-furry-butler:
“ czechs-and-holdings:
“ arcadequartermaster:
“A tale of souls and swords, eternally retold.
”
-1000 degrees what? Not Fahrenheit or Celsius.
”
Celsius. Check again my good...

scotchtapeofficial:

korolevx:

czechs-and-holdings:

the-furry-butler:

czechs-and-holdings:

arcadequartermaster:

A tale of souls and swords, eternally retold.

-1000 degrees what? Not Fahrenheit or Celsius.

Celsius. Check again my good dude

But that’s literally impossible.

its called 1000 degree knife because you turn 1000 degrees and walk away

u can tel its -1000 degrees because its blue, which is the color everything turns when it gets cold

How can you show the thumbnail without linking the video? It’s a masterpiece

You’ve heard of Ba Sing Se, now get ready for