Silver Tongue
bisexualeia:
“i love debbie reynolds
”

bisexualeia:

i love debbie reynolds

fool-of-skaia:

zikau:

zikau:

zora-link:

scarytomlomsom:

“will will smith smith?” is a grammatically correct sentence

so is “Will Smith will smith.”

“Smith Will Smith will.”

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I also just realized this could be a conversation.

Will Will Smith smith?

Will Smith Will Smith

*Yoda nods in agreement* Smith Will Smith will.

imagine someone who isnt that good at english reading this and just thinking “what is wrong with these people”

nbtomomo:

cheggerspartyquiz:

no time for mansplaining, this place is gonna blow

actually, it’s going to collapse. the bombs are only there to break the supports and compromise the structural integrity of the building so much that it collapses on itself. you would need a much more powerful bomb to literally blow up the building from the inside out since most of the energy would just be absorbed by th

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polyglotplatypus:

anti-anshu-association:

polyglotplatypus:

today i had a good laugh browsing this Hell Website™ so i decided to make this

>:( how dare you use these SILENCING TACTICS!!!!!? Freedom of speach!

fite me scrub

saturnineaqua:

i thought of this tweet and laughed my ass off tonight. 

@deer furries

mint-and-love:

wanderlost-girl:

mint-and-love:

wanderlost-girl:

morseapple:

akhyr:

matsuku:

how do you put on ur shirt

how do you cuddle

how do you lie down

how do you do gymnastic

how do yo

though life

is a tough life with many strained necks and broken door frames

wife of moose: dont get me started on the fucking clothes… *patches a pile a shirts with torn collars*

The secret is to get oversized shirts i’m a medium, but i get a 2xl cause it makes me look cute

@mint-and-love

EVERYTHING makes you look cute

Liessssssss

yeah it’s highly improbable. There’s likely to be at least ONE thing that doesn’t make you cute. It’s just a mathematic certainty.

@deer furries

mint-and-love:

wanderlost-girl:

morseapple:

akhyr:

matsuku:

how do you put on ur shirt

how do you cuddle

how do you lie down

how do you do gymnastic

how do yo

though life

is a tough life with many strained necks and broken door frames

wife of moose: dont get me started on the fucking clothes… *patches a pile a shirts with torn collars*

The secret is to get oversized shirts i’m a medium, but i get a 2xl cause it makes me look cute

I’m a doe so I don’t get antlers very often and when I do, they are really smol. It makes putting on a shirt way easier.