Silver Tongue

kingvoracious:
“ allthingslinguistic:
“ Next time someone complains about singular “they” I’ll point them to this 17th century rant against singular “you”.
Here’s the original book the screencap is from.
”
This is the most delightful piece of...

allthingslinguistic:
Next time someone complains about singular “they” I’ll point them to this 17th century rant against singular “you”.
Here’s the original book the screencap is from.
This is the most delightful piece of information to come into my hungry little hands in months.

Cutthroat Kitchen Season 2000

Mega Alton: Spending your credits on this item will allow you to pick TWO chefs and make them switch SOULS

zachsgay:

zachsgay:
when i die bury me in a coffin built out of only my successful text posts

elliotoille:

pokemon battles in the anime probably shouldn’t be like how they are in the games

shittyidea:

A pen that makes you do all of your writing in comic sans

epic-divorceman:

i just scanned a bunch of my sketchbook and its full of awkward baby pictures

jibbs-or-gibbs:

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:
achievement-hunter:
miggylol:
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
pumpkin everything
#ITS STILL JULY YOU ANIMALS
soon

manuvers:

Someone sign her to an agency!

Undertale(2015)

mx-bones:

Lmao guys I’m shitting I had a dream where I was playing OW but for some reason I was using Hando and I was super good at him?? I got a sexuple kill LOL

Are you cheating on junkrat with hando?

tastefullyoffensive:

When dad jokes backfire. (via Burnie)