Silver Tongue
At the Justice League Headquarters
Batman: So what do you do?
Aquaman: I fight all the villains of the sea.
Batman: I've never heard of any villains in the sea.
Aquaman: yeah
Aquaman: because I do my JOB

lightsaroundyourvanity:

in the horrible wake of carrie fisher’s death i’ve still smiled every time i see “drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra” quoted anywhere and i can’t believe carrie fisher was so sharp and so funny that she preemptively came up with a line to comfort us about her own death

what a fucking rock star

thatsthat24:
“ zerodarklezzy:
“Halloweentown, 1998
”
RIP Debbie Reynolds, you talented woman. 💜
”

thatsthat24:

zerodarklezzy:

Halloweentown, 1998

RIP Debbie Reynolds, you talented woman. 💜

eggcup:

me: i’m eating dirt for breakfast (kidding) (obvious) (stupid)

blogger that is in their first year of college: Okay I laughed but Actually, smashed rock particles (aka dirt) was used in a variety of ancient cultures as a form of birth control. Very renowned and respected substance. Sorry, Archaeology student here. Just thought I’d give some valuable information today.

me, walking into 2017 with my eyes closed: im one with the force and the force is with me im one with the force and the force is with me im one with the force and the force is with me im one with the force and the force is

becketts:

“When my mother was about 7, my grandmother locked her in the closet. So, after my mom had been in the closet for about an hour, she asked my grandmother for a glass of water. My grandmother, naturally, said ‘Why?’ and my mother said ‘Because I’ve spit all over your dresses and now I’ve run out of spit and I wanna spit all over your shoes.’ These are the people I hail from.” — Carrie Fisher

robustquestioner:

mysticbaconslice:

marsgal27:

sixpenceee:

I started this last year so let’s do this again this year.

I hope you find love in 2017!

I hope you find peace in 2017

I hope you find laughter in 2017

I hope you find money in 2017

I hope you find music in 2017

I assume that you are a deer....DISGUISED as a human
Anonymous

I am a perfectly normal human. Look at me listening intently to a human like humans do

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Originally posted by bradpaisleyforever

genecurrankelly:

Debbie Reynolds tells the story about how Fred Astaire encouraged her to keep working hard on the dance routines for Singin’ in the Rain. (x)

chrispratt:

Being normal is vastly overrated.
Halloweentown
(1998)