mr-markiplier:
“Look at my art. I actually spent about six hours on this if not more O_O @markiplier pls notice this
Tag yourself I am the dancing Mark
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mr-markiplier:

Look at my art. I actually spent about six hours on this if not more O_O @markiplier pls notice this

Tag yourself I am the dancing Mark

quartz-poker:

widjetarcs:

anarchoarachnidism:

korolevcross:

and that’s why you never trust a zinc alloy lock

Yeah the last thing I need is some hooligan holding a blowtorch to my bike lock for twenty minutes while I run into Walgreens to pick up face wash

Once again I’m reblogging something with info that makes me sound like a criminal, but honestly my job was just a mess of different things. I figure this’ll help people be safer.

These locks are garbage, all you need to get into one is a hammer and a screw driver or punch. You stick the screw driver/punch on the latch side of the u-ring, not the spring loaded side, and give the other end a good whack with the hammer. Pop, lock comes flying off, took you a few seconds at most and isn’t all that loud really.

A LOT of locks are built in a similar way, I’ve never had to break one of the larger ones, but I bet I could with a heavy enough hammer.

Locks keep honest people out, or people who forgot their keys. If you don’t want to go to jail, stay honest.

Locks also stop the wind, raccoons, and aliens from stealing your stuff. Better safe than sorry. Use a lock. Any lock is better than none at all.

just-shower-thoughts:

We always say “drugs and alcohol” as if alcohol isn’t a drug. Why don’t we just say “drugs?”

lornacrowley:

arcanebarrage:

can 2016 be the year that people stop attaching the ‘-gate’ suffix to ‘scandalous’ events or happenings or discourse

why are u trying 2 incite gategate 2016

How scandalous

mixgoldenphoenix:

eliciaforever:

garrisonbabe:

where are the milennial superstitions? like my gf told me that if you instagram your food before eating it, it won’t taste as good. i was psyched i was like hell yeah milennial folk tales but apparently it’s a science thing about perception or whatever which was thoroughly disappointing bc i want my generation to have folk tales that our kids and grandkids will be like “ugh, that’s just an old milennial superstition that’s not even a real thing”

I WAAAAANT

I know one! Music you put in a playlist in iTunes isn’t as exciting as when you hear it randomly on the radio. So if you really like a song, save it for radio listening so it lasts longer.

No but seriously we should start some bullshit superstitions.

Don’t buy anything red from an online store because it’s bad luck. Only buy red things at a real store.

If you leave your phone plugged in after it’s finished charging, it will give you a headache.

“Tap 8″ instead of “touch wood”! Hit any “8″ key to disperse bad luck.

Tape a student loan bill to your window to ward off evil spirits.

Demon walks up to window, sees ridiculous figure of debt on student loan, says, “Fuck that shit. Kid’s already suffering enough. I’d be a welcome sight at this point.” Turns around and leaves.

Of you don’t save after an hour of work, the program will undoubtedly crash

mutuals do this it’s really fun

giratinarulez:

nasfera2:

mens-rights-activia:

return the slab 

Or suffer my curse.

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What’s your offer!

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murderxbaby:

jaxblade:

One Punch Man is Heading to Toonami July 16th. 

Booyah Loving Saitamas voice

Wow, the voice acting appears to be pretty incredible. Exciting!

fibromyalgiasucks:

johngreenhateblog:

penelopesnatcher:

weightedcube:

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this honestly just came out of left fucking field i would have never expected to hear anything like this in this show. consider me Pleasantly Surprised tbh

This was the autism episode

people seem to forget that house was a multiply disabled man, so it should be a given that he’d be against eugenics and eugenicist doctors

acknowledging House as a character who has multiple disabilities instead of just a narcissistic asshole is refreshing. Thank you.

team-terror-mountain:

krawkward:

theswampghoul:

how much can one hint that their character is a flaming homosexual without getting a warning on neopets

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This has always been one of my favorite posts