jerryspringers:

basicallybeesus:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it.  that’s the only reason.

what if you bring a second shovel that you put in the fridge beforehand to make it cold

mongoliantiger:

When you answer someone with sarcasm and they get really offended.

roverlawride:

bonesdraws:

bath time!

@the-chibster

ruinedchildhood:

Black Ranger gets pulled over [x]

just-shower-thoughts:

Spilling a full drink you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

heathyr:

Most people I know had that one movie as a kid; that one movie that they would watch over and over and over to the resigned acceptance of their parents. I’ve always thought that movie says something about a person. What was your movie?

marypsue:

demo-ness:

everkings:

kid-communism:

combatbooty:

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

3) mostly mined with slave labor

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

5) a lot of us don’t even care about value there are WAY COOLER looking rocks than diamonds. i’ve found cooler rocks on the ground tbh

6) we’re almost all poor?? the economy is terrible and college costs too much?? why would we waste the money

why aren’t fish buying unicycles

Why aren’t babies buying jetskis

talk-to-a-jelly:

Ready for the baby civil war 👌 👌 👌

just-shower-thoughts:

There are people alive at this very moment who are experiencing their final days on earth because they are going to do something stupid and die on the 4th of July.

kingsleyisilebo:

why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here