I’m actually scared people will develop crushes on me and then begin to resent me because I can’t reciprocate the feeling.

ask-king-sombra:

It’s been a long day.

bloodsbane:

Her Story is fucking me up bc I feel like I’ve found most of the story but I’ve only just unlocked the achievement for 50% OF THE CONTENT LIKE WHAT

Did you find the guitar?

grophland:

the part of howl’s moving castle where he cries WHAT’s THE POINT OF LIVING IF I CANT BE BEAUTIFUL and generates gallons of ectoplasmic slime from every pore because he accidentally messed up bleaching his hair is INCREDIBLY relatable

starlightmango:

deadfeline:

Sonic is garbage and I hate him

Im on mobile so can someone add a reaction pic

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Hey Deyo, do you have any idea which Squid Sister you'll be voting for (if you do you don't have to say who)? Because I have a really hard time choosing. They're both so great! :c
You can draw some harpytale?

petite-pumpkin:

I kinda liked the Temmie design, but I think this is all you’re going to get.
The AU itself doesn’t interest me much.

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thebootydiaries:

undercaker:

thebootydiaries:

i hope the cabbage man from avatar is having a good day

Wouldn’t he be dead by now?

sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt. i know threats are messed up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from her royal hoodrat olive and all of her nasty friends. but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me, my dad screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings. i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.

He started a highly successful industrial business and had children and grandchildren so he probably died happy

just-shower-thoughts:

A warm bottle of beer and a cold cup of coffee are the same temperature.