Silver Tongue

aeondeug:

lifeofcynch:

ndviduality:

Actually autistic ppl: pls refer to us as “autistic people”

NTs: people with autism

Autistic person: no

NTs: people suffering with the condition of autism

Autistic person: still no

NTs:

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‘LOCKED IN AUTISTIC BODY’ HKFHDGDGFD?????

NT’s necks are going to be locked between these autistic arms if they don’t stop doing this shit

curioscurio:

My Foretold Mario movie predictions:

“haha we know we’re in a video game a la Wreck-it-Ralph”

Luigi does a Fortnite dance

some multiple universe gimmick

toad falls into the “cute adorable little guy with deep voice and is actually kind of violent” animated trope

Peach girlboss moment where she rescues herself from Bowser and someone has to make a comment about it so they can say something like “just because im a girl doesn’t mean I can’t fight! also sexism is BAD!”

waluigi is not in the film

Jack Black absolutely kills it as Bowser

Chris Pratt actually does a decent Italian accent but still doesn’t sound like Mario

Charles Martinet has a Stan Lee esque cameo and one line

The plot introduces a villain that all the characters have to team up against to defeat including Bowser, and the villain somehow doesn’t even feel like a Mario character

Toad almost says a swearword or the swear word gets replaced with a child appropriate but still recognizable substitute ( “What the Fire Flower!?!?” “You son of a BULLET”)

Seth Rogan does not change his voice in any way for Donkey Kong

innuendo line referencing magic mushrooms “for the adults”

mario is mean to luigi

pop song sung by celebrity that doesn’t fit in with the rest of the soundtrack

toby fox is revealed to have composed an absolute banger final boss battle song

leaked footage of the mario movie

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

The ghost duet is here, Halloween has officially begun :D

Spoopy Two family, when?

xxtc-96xx:

how about spoopy cats featuring shadow-two? :V


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jitterbugjive:

jitterbugjive:

Amazon: We have the best deals around!

Also Amazon: this single can of soup costs 14 dollars

I really wish I was joking

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mr-elementle:

modpix-blog:

hovfire:

wastelander997:

I feel like people forget that Toon Link is, canonically, the only Link aside from maybe the original NES one to permanently kill Ganondorf.


Like in all of Toon Link’s games (at least the ones following Wind Waker) he never fights Ganon again. He kills him once and for all.


This dumbass

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I just find that funny

he wasn’t even the chosen one or anything he just woke up one day, got his sister kidnapped, made the gods acknowledge him, and killed ganon

Literally searched the entire ocean to put the triforce of courage back together and rebuilt the master sword almost from scratch.

Also side note ganon is the most cunning and dangerous in this game of them all since he, again, got rid of the triforce and master sword before the game even began.

If he didn’t kidnap links sister he would have won

It’s my personal headcanon that the reason windwaker’s sequels are so weird in terms of villains, is because this little bastard ENDED demise’s curse. Like the curse was that Demise would return with the hero and zelda over and over, and since this kid WASN’T a reincarnation of the hero he ended the curse by breaking the cycle through sheer big brother energy

Ganon: *takes links sister due to mistaken identity*

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george-rr-binks:

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This is the best movie pitch I’ve ever heard