legionofpotatoes:

I cannot process this

larry-thesnail:

not again

helcna:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

cigarettesandguitarstrings:

smollestfox:

smollestfox:

skyrim loading screen tip: you can block with your weapons!
me, running headfirst into battle and blocking absolutely nothing: go fuck yourself

also skyrim loading screen: you can cook food that heals you more than raw ingredients!
me, shoveling uncooked leeks down my throat: fascinating

Also skyrim loading screen: Bears wont attack you unless you threaten them

me, getting mauled by a bear that came running from 200 yards away just to fuck my shit up: you dont say… 

weavemama:

@ 2016 SO YOU GONNA TAKE PRINCE, CARRIE FISHER, MUHAMMAD ALI, ALAN RICKMAN, GENE WILDER, GEORGE MICHAEL BUT NOT DONALD TRUMP??????

entertainmentweekly:

No words. 

trashboat:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

accio-shitpost:

minerva mcgonagall is sitting and watching the first triwizard task when fred nudges her

“hey professor,” he says. “these events sure do drag on, huh?”

“weasley,” she says. “you’re banned from the next two events.”

at the next one, she is waiting in the stands when george walks past.

“hey professor,” he says. “i wish i could sea what’s going on.”

“you are also banned” she says

at the last one, she finds herself sitting alone when she hears a voice from beneath her

“wow,” it says. “this sure is a-maze-ing”

she looks down. ginny weasley is grinning up at her.

redderz:

redderz:

If you don’t understand why people get so upset over celebrity deaths, here’s the answer.

Bringing this back for the end of the year. I feel like it’s appropriate.