END OF 2016 MOOD: Mads Mikkelsen opening a full bottle of vodka in the middle of a Rogue One interview.
anyone who wouldn’t become a cyborg is a fucking idiot
Yeah say that after someone hacks into your balls
Why would your balls be linked to WiFi?
so i can connect to the internut
When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.
Stay afraid, but do it anyway. What’s important is the action. You don’t have to wait to be confident. Just do it and eventually the confidence will follow. — Carrie Fisher
2k0:
my english teacher used to collect street signs until her students began to steal them for her
like they stole a street sign
that said the street name
they also stole a stop sign in front of this loop in front of my school
and all 100 kids were like stealing signs
my english teacher was the head of a crime ring
I bet the principal didn’t want to believe it…
even though all the signs were there
get out
