#ThankYouBernie for putting a huge effort into making a change. You’re a hero.
This is the post I was talking about.
Tumblr mobile turned itself off as I was scrolling down growing increasingly more worried Bernie Sanders was dead because this damn post screams MEMORIAL to me holy shit you guys freaked me tf out I literally thought he’d died
Don’t do that
Bernie gotta be president
Client: I need you to make a few changes to my website. Do you this type of work?
Me: Sure! Please send over your FTP password and I’ll get started on it.
Client: Here you go: FUmohammedSOB$$$usa
That was his actual password.
Why isn’t it socially appropriate to put a sign on your door that says “I’m having a terrible depressive episode. Even the thought of social interaction is tiring. Please leave me alone.”
Oh right I remember it’s because mental illness can be cured by Going Outside™ and locking yourself away is rude or some neurotypical shit like that
Dangit!!
I was at 666 followers when I woke up o_o
But then I blocked 26 of them because they were random porn blogs… If I get to that number again, what should I draw?! What do!?
How about your character as a succubus?
Me: Where are the parents in these shows
Anime: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Disney: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Fullmetal Alchemist: (ツ)_/¯
When a university rejects your application, you literally paid them money just for them to tell you to go fuck yourself.
gee I wonder why
>an entire generation of people that went to college, wound up in lifelong debt, and have minimum wage jobs to show for it.
>an entire generation of people that feel financial stability is a lofty dream
“why aren’t you people buying these rocks tho”
My annoying landlord
I pay this bitch $1800 every fucking month and all she do is complain about is “making too much noise walking around” so I brought a dog whistle and blow it all hours of the day & night now I complain how much her dog barks and keep me up
That is the ultimate petty move and I applaud you
This is great.
The Red Skull used a Cosmic Cube to mind control Captain America into believing he was part of Hydra all along.
This what made people cry and throw fits like this one last month.
Y’all must be feeling pretty stupid now.
@feels-by-the-foot check it out nigga.
Wow, you mean EVERYONE overreacted before the story was over and before everything was explained?
Fucking morons. I’m laughing so hard right now. Bless.
Yeah it’s not like we knew right from the start this was a stupid gimmick except we totally did
people defending this weak ass plot twist please go
mind control. I mean, it was exactly what I thought it was gonna be, and I’m still underwhelmed by it.
I knew from the very moment that this “twist” happened that it was gonna be a fake-out, and I’m still pissed that it was little more than publicity stunt made to get people talking.
Just because I had a good feeling Marvel would have pulled something like this, doesn’t mean I don’t think that this plotline was little more than a have publicity stunt made purely for shock value. Even with this “twist” it’s still a stupid gimmick.
The thing about the tweest that annoys me most is that they spent the entire second issue explaining it in a giant villain monologue. It wasn’t something they worked into the story and revealed naturally, it was just Red Skull looking at the camera and explaining his grand master plan to us. Now I feel no need to keep reading the story.
Well a big problem was that the writers tweets were saying this wasn’t the case. Their shitty twist was so bad that the had to lie in order for people to fall for it. That’s like Moffat levels of bad writing
