scraps-is-busy:

Well, fine, I’ll just post this. I meant to put in two more, but I’ll save that effort for Sun and Moon. 

So, what is this? This is my team in Pokemon. (Notice how it’s mostly made of Unova Pokemon?) I tend to drag these killers around (And they do a really good job of it.) 

wreck it ralph 2 plot leak

gearholder:

projectendo:

ralph and vanellope are kidnapped + held hostage by Zynga Games on Facebook, they have to fight Mark Zuckerberg, felix has a gun now

Jesus Christ, fuck dude, mother fucking Facebook movie bullshit, Jesus, can you fucking believe this shIt?

juelzsantanabandana:

What if your mans kink was to have you talk like a cowboy

“ lissen here I reckon you better gimmie the rootin'est tootin'est NUT this side of the rio grande”

deadjosey:

capacity:

venusian–eye:

letloosethekraken:

ultrafacts:

Whittier, Alaska, is a town of about 200 people, almost all of whom live in a 14-story former Army barracks built in 1956. The building, called Begich Towers, holds a police station, a health clinic, a church, and a laundromat. Its hallways resemble those of a school . One can often find residents shuffling around in slippers and pajamas.

Because the winters are so ferocious, the town’s only playground is indoors.

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This is some dystopian young adult novel bull.

i want to live in the winter barracks

I wanna live in a town like this kinda.. Like this is actually very appealing to me I want to live in a connected hive

u dont want to live in a connected hive thats dumb

iguanamouth:

anyway dont use any of these theyre not gonna work

bonus reject design

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rockatransky:

on occasion, i browse the clearance racks at overpriced hipster-y boutiques cause from time to time you can find amazing deals, but being in Rich People Places always makes me a little nervous– and today when i was picking up a layaway from one of these shops, my nerves resulted in a story the shopkeepers are probably gonna be telling for quite a while.

i’d just come from the feed store for lizard food (ie: bugs), and it was like 95F out so they were slowly being smothered to death in my backpack. so when the clerk, who i’d overheard was only on her second day working there, gave me my fancy sundress in a bag way too big for it, i pulled out two dozen crickets in a plastic bag and a tub full of mealworms from my pack and set them gently on the bag so they could breathe better till i got home.

this girl’s eyes go wide and she looks imploringly back at the equally startled-looking manager helping her through the transaction, and i realize that this might look a little weird to folks who aren’t reptile keepers. so, instead of doing the logical thing and explaining that i’m feeding leopard geckos, i sorta chuckled and shrugged apologetically, and just said “dinner, y’know?”

for the briefest of moments, there was an awkward silence so sweaty and suffocating you could drown in it, and then, in true daytime comedy fashion,

the fucking crickets started chirping.

so i guess i’m never going back there ever again.

silver-tongues-blog:

I forgot how long Ubisoft credits are. I beat Black Flag a while ago and since then I got caught up on about 3 hours worth of Tumblr, and took a piss and ate and it’s still having credits.

Finally it’s at the fucking production babies which means it’s almost done

teddiusra:

someone *asks me a simple common knowledge question that i 100% should know the answer to*

me:

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prismportrait:

retroautomaton:

Some crying tips. I’m pretty bored of seeing movies with clean crying, but wow it’s by no means clean. It’s gross and messy and just downright fun to draw.

Yes!!! Also, practice drawing scrunched up noses people.