Silver Tongue

egaylitarian:

klubbhead:

hale-hortler:

litaisfearless:

THE WAT GRANNY DIED TODAY. I am actually really sad. I hope she passed peacefully. True legend of memes. RIP WAT GRANDMA

A legend falls

Ah man :’(

2016’s officially gone too far

tastefulnerd:

adamisfat:

If anyone tells you that you can’t be badass, and also girly, don’t forget to tell them that one of the most beloved Norse goddesses, Freyja, was the goddess of beauty, sexuality, and fertility, but she was also the goddess of sorcery, war and death.

Also she did all this while riding a chariot pulled by cats.

Don’t forget that persephone is the goddess of spring and rebirth and she is also the one ruling the underworld. Like, hades is chill and would probably let everyone just do whatever if persephone didn’t make sure to separate bad, neutral and good people. Without her, Hades would have led orpheus waltz out of the underworld with no caviate but she was like “we can’t just do that, they have to make sure they are at least worth living again” She is girly and she is super hardcore.

optimysticals:

lyrangalia:

optimysticals:

sorayachemaly:

Women scientists made up 25% of the Pluto fly-by New Horizon team. Make sure you share this, because erasing women’s achievements in science and history is a tradition. Happens every day.

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http://pluto.jhuapl.edu/News-Center/News-Article.php?page=20150712

70 seconds over 9 years and 3 billion miles…

…I just… Damn 

Launch to Pluto flyby for New Horizons took 3,580 days, and she was off by 70 seconds. That’s like… That’s an error of 0.000000226%.

That’s fucking insane.

That’s not even a rounding error!

Thank you for putting words & numbers to my awe of her precision.

miraculoustang:

i like baby steven

yournewfriendshouse:

katastrophic-kitten:

im-an-octopus:

im-an-octopus:

im-an-octopus:

im-an-octopus:

im-an-octopus:

im-an-octopus:

im-an-octopus:

im-an-octopus:

So i’m moving out on my own soon and my dad wants to make sure i know how to cook and he just called me downstairs and threw an apron at me and was like “WELCOME TO CHOPPED”

Ok my mystery ingredients are: canned potatoes, frozen spinach, frozen green beans, and tilapia

And he shoved them all under a cake platter so he could do a dramatic reveal

He keeps referring to himself as Tim Allen and idk if he’s trying to be funny or if he is just confused as to what Ted Allen’s name is

HE JUST YELLED “SUDDEN DEATH” AND PULLED A BAG OF WALNUTS OUT JFC DAD TED ALLEN WOULD NEVER DO THIS TO ME

Alright so we’re doing Walnut Crusted Tilapia on a Bed of Spinach with a side of Microwaved Green Beans and Canned Potatoes. Gourmet cooking at its finest.

He has been narrating everything I’ve done and whenever I’m about to fuck up he runs to the kitchen table and pretends to be a judge like “Interesting choice preheating the oven to 300°…I’d do it to 350°”

My dad told me I only have three minutes left but I think he said that three minutes ago so idk if he’s serious? IDKIDKIDK EVERYTHING IS A BLUR RN AND I HAVENT EVEN PLATED WHAT AM I DOING ON TUMBLR

Ok so apparently “throwing things on the plate in a panic” isn’t plating, but it tasted really good. Also, I didn’t get chopped, but my dog did because she wouldn’t stop barking at the neighbor.

I feel so accomplished and idk I think I’m ready for the actual show keep an eye out for me, guys

@sewer-druid

This is actually such great dadding

castiel-for-king:

OK BUT WHY AREN’T WE TALKING ABOUT HOW MARKIPLIER DID A ‘TRY NOT TO SMILE’ CHALLENGE AND CAME ACROSS THE VIDEO OF THIS SCARED, STRAY DOG BEING RESCUED

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HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO TO GO GET HIS OWN PUPPER FOR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SO HE COULD HOLD HER AND GIVE HER KISSES

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THEN WAS SO TOUCHED BY THE VIDEO AND THE PEOPLE WHO WERE BEHIND SAVING THIS POOR LITTLE PUPPY

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THAT HE DONATED A THOUSAND DOLLARS TO THE ORGANIZATION RIGHT THEN AND THERE

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LIKE CAN SOMEONE COME CRY ABOUT THIS WITH ME PLEASE

bluehairedspidey:

idontgiveaneffie:

why would u eat healthy?????? to live longer ????..??? .all im hearing are two negatives.

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goat-yells-at-everything:

beeandpupcat:

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

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gehayi:

  • A - Ships that you currently like a lot. (They don’t have to be OTPs because not everyone has OTPs.) Friendships, pairings, threesomes, etc. are allowed.
  • B - A pairing–platonic, romantic or sexual–that you initially didn’t consider, but someone changed your mind.
  • C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will.
  • D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t.
  • E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom? If so, what?
  • F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom?
  • G - Have you ever had an OTP? If so, do you remember your first one? Who was in it?
  • H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., TV shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)?
  • I - Has Tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why?
  • J - Name a fandom you didn’t think about until you saw it all over Tumblr. (You don’t have to care about it or follow it; it just has to be something that Tumblr made you aware of.)
  • K - What character has your favorite development arc/the best development arc?
  • L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves. (Characters you’re neutral about are fair game, as are characters you merely dislike. Characters that you absolutely loathe with the fire of ten thousand suns are exempt, as there is no point in giving yourself an aneurysm over a character that you hate.)
  • M - Name a character that you’d like to have for a friend.
  • N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice).
  • O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?
  • P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas).
  • Q - A fandom you’ve abandoned and why.
  • R - Which friendship/platonic relationship is your favorite in fandom?
  • S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)
  • T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending? 
  • U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites.
  • V - Which character do you relate to most?
  • W - A trope which you are virtually certain to hate in any fandom.
  • X - A trope which you are almost certain to love in any fandom.
  • Y - What are your secondhand fandoms (i.e., fandoms you aren’t in personally but are tangentially familiar with because your friends/people on your dash are in them)?
  • Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go! (Prompts optional but encouraged.)