Silver Tongue

therealjacksepticeye:

delusionalforharmony:

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I felt so bad too D: I still brought it back out and tried playing it between my legs lol 

themessenger151:

thomas-sanders-with-vine:

When My Friends Speak Bad About Themselves 🚫

this is so aggressively pure

@kilalabunnies

cooldudeofficial:

spiderman 3 is the best fucking game ever made

dxrk-sxxls:
“ unicornempire:
“ bnprime:
“ cisnowflake:
“ What is this
”
it’s a comic based on a scene from a book called “the hogfather”
it is a novel by terry pratchet in the diskworld series
wherein santa (the hogfather) is being audited,
so to...

dxrk-sxxls:

unicornempire:

bnprime:

cisnowflake:

What is this

it’s a comic based on a scene from a book called “the hogfather”
it is a novel by terry pratchet in the diskworld series
wherein santa (the hogfather) is being audited, 
so to keep people believing in irrational but symbolic constructs
death takes over for him
and isn’t very good at it, but he does his best.

This is exactly my sense of humor and exactly why I love Terry Pratchet.

Death becomes Santa. I need more of this.

the-official-blueberry:

you: overwatch
me, an intellectual: lesbian war simulator 2017

areablog:
“ tyrinecarver:
“ Our Lives in Exchange for a New Hope by TyrineCarver
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Oooh! T.T
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lilboulder:

This joke is bad yet I gave myself the giggles

spicy-chicken-nuggets:
“ When you’re trying to train a low level Pokemon and it faints so you gotta send the whole squad out for revenge
”

spicy-chicken-nuggets:

When you’re trying to train a low level Pokemon and it faints so you gotta send the whole squad out for revenge

butterscotchbird:
“adagideer
”

musicalhell:

breelandwalker:

radial-glia:

slytherinica:

relucant:

bemusedlybespectacled:

the-archmagister:

bemusedlybespectacled:

so last week I was walking downtown and a girl leaned out her car window and yelled “YOU LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS” and today a girl walked past me on the sidewalk and said “I love your socks” (they have birds on them) and I suggest we replace all cat-calling with girls complimenting each other on the street because honestly I have never felt more pretty or into girls in my goddamn life

Catcalling is a compliment when women do it

no, complimenting isn’t catcallng because it’s actually trying to make the person happy as opposed to deliberately harassing someone as a power trip

one of the best moments of my life was biking past this group of late-teens girls and one yelling “I LIKE YOUR BIKE,” and i smiled and waved, and another yells after me “and you’re pretty!”

women supporting other women is pure and will always be a good thing; men harassing people because they feed off of asserting dominance over people without power will always be trash

If men want to yell things like your socks are cool and I love your hair, that would be well appreciated. But instead they’ll just bark at me from their cars.

I am totally here for people of all genders replacing catcalling with gentle drive-by compliments.

Let’s make drive-by compliments the trend for 2017.