@turnfreebabywhen a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat
*GROSS LAUGHTER*
Self care is punching urself in the fucking eye bc u wanna look cool with a black eye
I had a white friend who’d have me punch her because the “purple bruises on pale white skin” was her aesthetic and she had me take pictures for her DeviantArt.
I’m sorry this is the funniest response I’ve gotten on this post
@ white people who think wearing eagle feather headdresses is just a costume and doesn’t offend natives, I was at a powwow yesterday and one of the dancer’s who was a war veteran accidentally dropped an eagle feather while dancing and we had to stop the entire powwow, the head man and some other elders had to stop and pray over the feather before picking it up. The guy who dropped the father gave a speech, while almost in tears, about how sorry he was to have dropped the feather and how it represented the choices he had to make in combat and the lives of people that were taken, and he ended up passing the feather on to another young dancer instead of keeping it because he felt so ashamed. This is how much eagle feathers mean to a lot of our nations, and that’s how important it is to native veterans. Wearing eagle feathers as a costume or without having to go through combat is disgusting and you ARE offending our traditions and values. Stop. You cannot understand the importance of our customs and you do not deserve to wear eagle feathers.
Here’s a secret for some of y'all: this post isn’t controversial.
Lady in store with pug: He's so cute! He's always snorting and grunting :)
What I said: Awww!
What I thought: He's grunting and snorting because he has chronic breathing problems as a result of being the extremely inbred abomination consequence of man playing God.
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Daddy took me to see Moana last night! 😍🙈🙊😻 it was amazing and he’s the best daddy ever
Keep your kink out of the Moana tag, thanks.
How about you go fuck yourself I didn’t ask for your opinion or impute so go do whatever the fuck you do somewhere the fuck else we didn’t go see this movie for the fact we are ddlg or kink related we went because I wanted to see the fucking movie I’m the daddy btw a 22 year old guy who fucking likes movies if they are good so go fuck your self because I’m planning on watching it again and guess what you can’t fucking stop me so you need to grow the fuck up this isn’t even inappropriate your just looking to start shit so move the fuck along you piece of fucking shit and guess what I carry a fucking pistol on me to guess you have a problem about that to so just go to your safe zone where you can play big and bad like you have any fucking clue how this world works and quit trying to tell someone how to live their life if you got a problem you can come find me my name is loveless bitch
THE FINAL COPYPASTA OF 2016 HAS BEEN CHOSEN
baku:
me: i love gifts! i love presents!
someone: ok! want me to buy this for you?
me, breaking down crying: NO ITS TOO MUCH ILL GIVE YOU MY KIDNEY IN RETURN HOW DO I THANK U ENOUGh
