probablyfakeblonde:

Some Alola babies <3

rebel-timelord:

wetwareproblem:

wetwareproblem:

Unfriendly fucking reminder that the best predictor of mass shootings is not mental illness, but being an angry young white man who has recently experienced rejection and has easy access to guns.

Bringing this back because it makes terrible people angry. And I’ll add a note to all the people saying “But you’d have to be mentally ill to do that!”: Mental illness is, by definition, abnormal. Does “mediocre white boy is so entitled that he resorts to violence when told no” really sound particularly unusual to you?

I devoted my entire graduate studies and thesis on mass school shootings, multiple murderers, and criminal psychology and I can tell you that this is in fact completely true and is suported by an unbelievable amount of emperical, quantifiable data that I slaved over for years. 💯

shikylusion:

@niucniuc

areyouarealvillain:

robbieradiant:

mothiraffe:

robbieradiant:

theres canonically a greedytown and liartown and mayhemtown and more towns like lazytown???

THE ENTIRE VERSE IS JUST SEVEN TOWNS AND THEy’RE BASED OFF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS APPARENTLY

THE EDGY THEORIES ARE TRUE

what the fuck, magnus

I wanna see the alternate robbie rotten who are of the other sins

tastefullyoffensive:

Straight for the jugular. [video]

Good. If you see in the beginning he hits the cat while unwrapping so it’s nice to see the cat get even

grandenchanterfiona:

The Rugrats Chanukah special > Eight Crazy Nights.

rumwik:

A big ol’ strawb

bevendre:

silver-tongues-blog:

amweaver:

chefpyro:

Humans: hello, we come in peace. we are from a planet we call Earth.

Alien: oh yes! the bagel planet!

Humans: … what?

Alien: you are the only planet in the known galaxy that has invented bagels. we would like to make trade agreements right away.

Humans: i… okay then.

This is a fantastic premise, Earth having a commodity that only humans have made, and we can only make it on our planet because our resources are just unique enough that other planets cannot replicate it. Wait until the aliens get a load of what we call moon pies, or macaroons, or tiny philo cups full of pumpkin spice custard.

Me: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE UNIVERSE, BEHOLD! *Reveals blueberry pancake* Entire galactic senate: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isn’t this like, half the premise of Dragonball Super?

Fuck it is. The god of destruction will grant you wishes in exchange for ice cream and pizza

wwinterweb:

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