Hey! Men!
Don’t worry about a lack of representation for dudes in the new Ghostbusters movie guys! You have Chris Hemsworth’s character! He’s a man!
He’s a Strong Male Character, he doesn’t need a woman to make him feel complete! I mean, yeah, he seems to be wearing a lot of unnecessarily tight clothes, but that’s just because he Feels Comfortable In His Own Skin! He’s pretty bright for a dumb blonde to? That makes him super relatable! He’s not a Dude in Distress! He doesn’t need a woman to save him! He is Fiesty! He can Hold His Own against the Ladies! He’s not loud and over bearing, he’s a cool, empowering male character! There may even be some ROMANCE! You guys like romance right? He’s practically one of the girls! He’s just as strong as the women! He’s TECH SUPPORT! THAT’S ALMOST AS GOOD AS BEING A REAL GHOSTBUSTER RIGHT???
But Chris Hemsworth still doesn’t look like a convincing nerd.
You mean glasses and standing near a computer isn’t enough to make him a nerd? He must be a fake nerd guy!
I bet he’ll just take a picture of himself holding a controller that’s not even plugged into the right console
The people who say “Don’t drink milk, it wasn’t designed for humans!” are the exact same people who will tell people not to eat GMO’s, which is food purposely designed for humans
YAAASSSS POPE FRANCIS!!!!!!
He’s got sense that either your religion has to evolve or it risks losing its spot in the future
The the statement “I’m stronger than guys half my age” isn’t really very impressive until you hit 40.



