i think my ideal job is being paid 50$/hour to sit on the computer doing whatever i want at an empty rented office space for mysterious employers definitely running some kind of money laundering scheme and just needing me to keep up appearances of one of their shell companies but im not like, in on anything and no one can charge me for anything
I’d be the perfect front for your shady company. I always look baffled, I’ll never be able to pick you out of a line up, and odds are good I’ll forget your name ten minutes after you tell it to me.
this is so wild. same level of insanity as “the chemicals in the water are turning the fricking frogs gay.” im about to watch the teletubbies at age 21
had a dream last night that someone posted an image and was like “hey guys is this creepy or wet” but it was like a ‘what color is the dress’ situation where no one could agree if it was wet or creepy
the image looked something like this btw
i’d say it’s about equally creepy as it is wet tbh
Chapter Synopsis: Coach takes Suzie to a little coffee shop to meet a couple of his odd acquaintances. Little does she know, this will lead her to her creepiest adventure yet!
My Magic Grandpa is a paranormal fantasy adventure that takes place in the 90s, go check it out by following the url in the image! (Can’t use links or tumblr will hide posts from search)
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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