vocaroo:

*folds paper in half* origami

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

ruinedchildhood:

How I take a seat

astral–nymph:

slothspad:

Are you fucking kidding me

Lmao

seudag:

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

good luck to linguistics in the future trying to explain this

amweaver:

chefpyro:

Humans: hello, we come in peace. we are from a planet we call Earth.

Alien: oh yes! the bagel planet!

Humans: … what?

Alien: you are the only planet in the known galaxy that has invented bagels. we would like to make trade agreements right away.

Humans: i… okay then.

This is a fantastic premise, Earth having a commodity that only humans have made, and we can only make it on our planet because our resources are just unique enough that other planets cannot replicate it. Wait until the aliens get a load of what we call moon pies, or macaroons, or tiny philo cups full of pumpkin spice custard.

Me: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE UNIVERSE, BEHOLD! *Reveals blueberry pancake* Entire galactic senate: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@toshinokyokos
It feels like you’re explicitly going onto blogs of people with content you disagree with he intent to start drama.

maxiesatanofficial:

kaigen-apple:

suppermariobroth:

Bowser Space event headers from Mario Party DS.

new political compass

minteh:

“Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?” I look up and smile “ Yes it is” Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.

4threset:

GET IN THE FUCKING BAG NEBBY