shriika:

star for @adrienette with “castle in the sky” from this challenge

enjistier:

I started this so long ago and I’m never gonna finish it so yeah

krowbird:

Reminder

clientsfromhell:

Client: I noticed on your last invoice to me that you charged me a late fee…

Me: Yes, as stated in our contract (which he very clearly didn’t read), a small late fee is applied to the next invoice if the payment is not received by the due date 

His fee was $10 for a +$1000 bill. I gave him lots of reminders beforehand AND I agreed to give his company double the time to pay than all my other clients.

Client: I thought we had a better relationship than that, why are you charging me extra? Let’s try to avoid that on the next invoice.

Me: I think that’s on you, honestly.

gray-colored-life:

iamnotbitten:

halakitalot:

blissfully-winter:

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY

CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER

smallish-giraffe:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

sexysyntacticiancostume:

pro-gay:

sexysyntacticiancostume:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone

he woke up and retrieved his paw

you Used him

he’s on the bed and he won’t come near me

youve betrayed his trust………he Knows

good thing i got 13 more of these fluffs

second kitten also abandoned me and they both formed a coalition

their cause is gaining numbers

this is a revolution

i tried calling in the cavalry but they overwhelmed us quickly

we are….defeated.

you may have lost the battle but all I see is a winner with 14 kittens and a dog

tachikoma:

Real ice eater memes

isopodde:

NANOMACHINES, SON

pembrokewkorgi:

I don’t think that works in this case, Ali