Silver Tongue
cptmaximum:
“ rtrixie:
“Why is everyone trying to copy Steve Jobs these days, this is getting ridiculous
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this looks like the e3 of hamburgers
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cptmaximum:

rtrixie:

Why is everyone trying to copy Steve Jobs these days, this is getting ridiculous

this looks like the e3 of hamburgers

butterscotchbird:
“she’s a speedy noodle
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butterscotchbird:

she’s a speedy noodle

lightshadowverisimilitude:
“ copperbadge:
“ acebycircle:
“ He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space
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If we can’t invent a touchscreen that recognizes an ass-dial by the 24th century, we...

lightshadowverisimilitude:

copperbadge:

acebycircle:

He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space

If we can’t invent a touchscreen that recognizes an ass-dial by the 24th century, we really have no business being in space at all.

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naamahdarling:

gothicprep:

botesregias:

kinkshamer69:

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?

i have but i also have, like, real problems

I waited well over an hour for food once at IHOP, because it kept coming out inedible.

We finally asked what was going on, and it turns out that the ONLY cook had been working for 36 hours straight with only a short nap.

I ordered the easiest thing to make, tipped the waitress heavily, and sent her back to the cook with a $10 tip for them, too, AFTER watching the 24-hour restaurant close the doors so that they could send the cook home for some rest.

Yeah, I’ve waited 40 minutes for my dinner, and I didn’t ask for a discount, we tipped VERY well, and sent the cook our best wishes.

If something goes wrong with your restaurant experience, consider that there are real people back there, working under god knows what conditions.

nevaehtyler:
“The history of America in one tweet
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nevaehtyler:

The history of America in one tweet

etanwa:

ravenclaw-starkid-1025:

proudblackconservative:

So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A FUCK!” and I almost died.

What DO you call a duck with fangs?

Count Quackula

eponinetheunafraid:

wilwheaton:

micdotcom:

And the list goes on …

It is *destroying* Cheeto Hitler that nobody who is worth a damn wants to be present for, or perform at, his inauguration.

Good. Fuck him and his illegitimate presidency. I hope he’s miserable.

Ok with this being said, I’d like to speak in defense of one of the groups that is performing for the inauguration.

The Rockettes are being hired out to perform for him. These girls actively cannot turn down the job without being blacklisted from dancing. We shouldn’t be angry with those girls, who are trying to survive and live their dream and make an honest living, but rather the asshat who’s hiring them out, who I’ve heard has at least some connection to Trump, being a major Mogul who runs the agency that schedules performances for different dance companies and so on in NY.

So I’m sorry if anyone disagrees, but I feel really bad for the Rockettes, because I have a friend who is being forced to perform at the inauguration if she wants to continue being part of the literal 1.4% of dancers in NYC to actually have a paying job they can live off of, and I know many of those girls are in the same situation, just doing what they have to to keep their jobs.

So if you want to be angry, be angry at Trump and at the guy who is selling out the Rockettes for his inauguration. But please, do not boycott the Rockettes for this. They’re hardworking, talented women who don’t deserve to be shunned by their audiences just because they can’t do anything to refuse this job and still make a living to survive.

shinycaterpie:
“I TRIED.
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shinycaterpie:

I TRIED.

durbikins:
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