I’d be lying if I said I’d never attempted telekinesis.

sketchydoodlemod:

askthetimemaster:

Sometimes the things we see, aren’t the things that should ever be seen.

Ish proud of my gore

FACT:

yumikuri:

people from florida and southern california cant touch ice cubes with bare hands because they will die of hypothermia

metlocked:

whosbeendrawingdicks.mp3

just-shower-thoughts:

I have memorized all the digits of pi, I just don’t know what order they’re in.

just-shower-thoughts:

We left the decision on the future of the United Kingdom with the same people who came up with Boaty McBoatface.

Don’t forget that it was proposed by the guy who fucked a pig

wuffleton:
“Today at work we’re preparing a delicious meal of laptop and rice casserole, an old family recipe that’s sure to have your end users begging for more. An excellent source of whole grains and AESTHETIC!
(We had a user’s water bottle leak...

wuffleton:

Today at work we’re preparing a delicious meal of laptop and rice casserole, an old family recipe that’s sure to have your end users begging for more. An excellent source of whole grains and AESTHETIC!

(We had a user’s water bottle leak through their bag over their new laptop, but after a night under the preservation lab’s fume hood, things are looking pretty promising for the rice treatment to wick the rest of the moisture out while they’re on vacation.)

pikaduken:
“ more painting practice
”

pikaduken:

more painting practice 

just-shower-thoughts:

When Kanye retires, he should release “Kanye’s Greatest Hits”, an album containing every song he’s ever released on it