I’d be lying if I said I’d never attempted telekinesis.
FACT:
people from florida and southern california cant touch ice cubes with bare hands because they will die of hypothermia
We left the decision on the future of the United Kingdom with the same people who came up with Boaty McBoatface.
Don’t forget that it was proposed by the guy who fucked a pig
Today at work we’re preparing a delicious meal of laptop and rice casserole, an old family recipe that’s sure to have your end users begging for more. An excellent source of whole grains and ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ!
(We had a user’s water bottle leak through their bag over their new laptop, but after a night under the preservation lab’s fume hood, things are looking pretty promising for the rice treatment to wick the rest of the moisture out while they’re on vacation.)
