Silver Tongue

fruitgushers:

tumblr does this thing where it fucks up pictures completely but some of them are better looking like theyre deep fried jpg, for example:

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erinye:

skippercifer:

solluxismsnowaifu:

future-mrs-frost:

why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.

Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck

“Icarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sun”

[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]

woops

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penicillium-pusher:

penicillium-pusher:

imagine if a young lesbian snuck into her bathroom at night and summoned Bloody Mary because she saw some pictures in an urban legend book and thought Mary was cute

To be clear, Bloody Mary appears and is flattered and also a lesbian

headofspectre:
“ fifty-shadesofgay:
“ commongayboy:
“Ellen Page is right. You know what’s actually brave? Being actually gay and out in Hollywood!
”
homegirl had to pretend to be attracted to Michael Cera that’s fucking brave
”
No punches pulled
”

headofspectre:

fifty-shadesofgay:

commongayboy:

Ellen Page is right. You know what’s actually brave? Being actually gay and out in Hollywood!

homegirl had to pretend to be attracted to Michael Cera that’s fucking brave

No punches pulled

alphatwohaywood:

GAVIN GETTING REPEATEDLY MUGGED IN GTA V IS THE FUCKING FUNNIEST LONG-RUNNING JOKE 

gaming-all-by-myself:
“You got be fuckin kidding me
”

gaming-all-by-myself:

You got be fuckin kidding me

anafenza:
“ humming-bird-moth:
“ discoursestorm:
“ connyhascontrol:
“I’m kinkshaming all of Germany
”
Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts” ”
Dicke means Fat or Thick
”
this post only gets worse
”

anafenza:

humming-bird-moth:

discoursestorm:

connyhascontrol:

I’m kinkshaming all of Germany

Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”

Dicke means Fat or Thick

this post only gets worse