thepigeongazette:

Berry Orgy would go on to be furtively purchased and eaten by horny pimpled pre-teens across the world, playing a hand in the coming of age to many, truly to them what Playboy was to us. A sister flavor, Wonka’s Willy, wouldn’t be nearly as popular and ultimately led to the arrest and ignoble end to one of the greats of our time.

first like 10 minutes of every kitchen nightmare
gordon: ok I will have the grilled cheese
chef: *using a hair dryer to make grilled cheese* I've done nothing wrong in my life

nekomell:

Here is the comic I made for Undertale Ask 
A story about humans and monsters living together before the war
And the reasons the war started
Hope you enjoy it!

the last picture without words is here

stele3:

get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

ofgeography:

actualginnyweasley:

i was at a grocery store really late one night and some old guy kind of eyed me as i walked out of the store next to this other lady. She and I made eye contact and i knew she was scared too. we loaded up our groceries into our cars as fast as possible and I had way more bags than her so she got done faster than me. I panicked because i was sure she was going to leave so i just hurried faster, shaking a little, and then i noticed she sat in her car, watching me and making sure nobody came near. She waited not until all my groceries were loaded, or until my cart was put away, or until I got into my car. No, she didn’t drive away until I drove away. 

And that was the moment that I realized how much women need other women. That we can’t win this war without each other and we have to be looking out for each other, every second. 

my last year in new york city, i got off the subway around 9 or 10p.m. i only lived about 5 blocks from the f train, but i hadn’t gotten more than two before a woman’s hand suddenly touched my arm. 

“that guy behind us is following you,” she said. “he was watching you leave the train car and followed you up.”

i hadn’t noticed him, or at least not noticed him following me. when we stopped outside a grocery store, he stopped half a block back and loitered. the woman linked her arm with mine and walked me several blocks out of her way to my front door and made sure i got inside safely.

another time, nocigar and i were walking home and at a stoplight a stranger grabbed my arm when i wouldn’t respond to him and tried to physically drag me over to him. she—who is, by the way, not a very physically imposing girl—ripped his hand off my arm and snarled, “don’t fucking touch her.”

protect your friends. protect strangers. there are good men in the world, but don’t wait for them to do something if you can do it yourself.

I was at a club once and my friend left with her boyfriend so I finished my drink and was heading out to the parking lot when three girls came up to me and basically surrounded me. 

“Those guys behind us were talking about following you. We can walk with you.” 

I have MMA training but have never in my life had been offered the protection and sanction of my own gender. This is so important. 

GIRL CODE. FUCKIN’ GIRL CODE. LEAVE NO GIRL BEHIND. EVER.

thebootydiaries:

mooseofficial:

thebootydiaries:

when someone adds “literally me” to ur text post

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literally me

who hurt u. why are u like this

dajo42:

dajo42:

a 500 word short story with the same plot as your novel that explores how quickly the problem could be solved by sonic the hedgehog

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knuckles gamgee

uglyassprettyboy:
“ jaileyrhode:
“ jaileyrhode:
“ If this was any other candidate this would be on every news outlet. It would be a scandal, and that person wouldn’t be candidate for long. The fact that he’s still the presumptive nominee is fucking...
fishadee:
“ “I ain’t gonna spend my time wondering why I never made it
I’ve already made it
I ain’t gonna spend my days thinking about why I never made it
I never made it, I never made it
” ”

fishadee:

I ain’t gonna spend my time wondering why I never made it
I’ve already made it
I ain’t gonna spend my days thinking about why I never made it
I never made it, I never made it

My Appreciation for Bowser

pembrokewkorgi:

jfk-lunarangel:

Why is he my favorite Mario character? well…

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He has the best choices for his own world

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Has a sick logo

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Originally posted by humor-y-videojuegos

Doesn’t take any nonsense whatsoever from whoever stands in his way.

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Originally posted by it-started-to-rain

The best villainous dad who actually cares for his children

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Originally posted by manolizer

Always around to ruin your over competitive parties.

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Conquered multiple galaxies, TWICE.

And of course

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Originally posted by daftpunkyoshi

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Originally posted by it-started-to-rain

Nintendo always trying to make him have a sweet heart on this inside.

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ESPECIALLY in this game.

I like this person’s taste in Nintendo characters.

hipstercanada:
“ happy 4th bday to the one of the best gifts the gurren lagann fandom has given the internet
”

hipstercanada:

happy 4th bday to the one of the best gifts the gurren lagann fandom has given the internet