dear guys who make gatorade frost:
the purpose of having a name for the flavor of your product is to tell me what flavor your product is
apparently, nobody ever told you this, and so you think the purpose of naming flavors is to sound like Death Knight talents
I don’t know what Icy Charge tastes like but I’m pretty sure it’s going to move me into melee with my target and slow their movement speed by 75% for 3 seconds
sees cat being naughty and scoops him up: This is a disciplinary hug. Do not derive joy from it.
naughty cat: purrs loudly
A reminder that somewhere in the world, Santa is riding at 800 miles per second throwing presents into peoples houses with pinpoint accuracy
Most heroes of progression are never mentioned in history books.
super important to consider next time you look at apple products
Election 2020 predictions
Republican - Benito Mussolini
Democrats - Someone from tumblr who thinks that cuck is a slur
Greens - that witch who stole bones from a cemetery and sold them
Libertarians - The Amazing Atheist
bernie is dead by then but people are drawing out maps explaining how he can still win
listen everyone, theres this really helpful PDF here which teaches basic necromancy, and if we



