Silver Tongue

clamperls:

what she says: im fine

what she means: in spirited away (2001), chihiro is told to go to the top floor to meet yubaba to get a job, but the radish spirit gets on the elevator with her, indicating with one pointed finger that he wants to go up too. when chihiro gets to the top floor, the radish spirit is still there!!!!! where is he going!!!! she got off at the top floor!!! does the elevtor go to the roof?? whats he gonna do up there??? go have a smoke break??? wheres my spinoff movie about the adventures of the radish spirit i gotta know what this guys story is. this has haunted me for over ten years

tumblr: [pornbot x] is following you!
me, ruthlessly slamming “block user”: no they ain’t
adurot:
“@unhinged-mod
”
theamreekia:
“ guacamolina:
“ wonderland-prison:
“Me af
”
@violettheyukasaurus @theamreekia
”
next time we get together we are making pride flag dresses
”

theamreekia:

guacamolina:

wonderland-prison:

Me af

@violettheyukasaurus @theamreekia

next time we get together we are making pride flag dresses

sabbatine:
“ diseonfire:
“ thepfa:
“ nohetero:
“ scottthepilgrim:
“ which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing
”
yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship...

sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

rineechan:

hillarygayle:

morethanonepage:

veganasana:

amoying:

maplesuhtori:

j0shdngr:

chill it’s cos your rare

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

Omg

It got better

This never gets old or less perfect

micdotcom:

The Rockettes face a tough decision — dance for Trump or lose their jobs

  • On Thursday, team Trump announced the Rockets would perform at the inauguration.
  • It seems this decision was made without the consent of the Rockettes themselves. 
  • At least one Rockette has taken to Instagram to share her disappointment, but the organization has been actively looking to stamp out resistance in the ranks. 
  • According to Billboard, the union representing the Rockettes — the American Guild of Variety Artists — issued all full-time Rockettes a stern ultimatum: 
  • Dance for a known pussy-grabber or hit Broadway’s shining streets looking for a new gig. Read more
iron-rion:
“SNOW
”
pembrokewkorgi:
“butt-berry:
“Mushroom Bulbasaurs want to feel pretty too
”
@gearholder”

pembrokewkorgi:

butt-berry:

Mushroom Bulbasaurs want to feel pretty too

@gearholder