Silver Tongue

guobaa:

leftforbed:

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“IT”S HIGH NOON AND ALSO I LIKE MEN” 

Imagine one for every kind of kill though. Like, using the right click to shoot all the bullets on reaper making him say “reminds me of when I used to unload all over you”

Me: I love strategy/tactical RPGs!
Me, playing such a video game: My strategy is to be physically stronger than my enemy. My tactic is to hit them really really hard.

teenvengeance:

teenvengeance:

You ask your parents what your number 1 priority in life should be: They say “School”

Ask your teacher? They say “Homework”

Ask your coach? They say “Your game skill”

No one ever says “happiness” or “mental health”. Why is that not number one?. That goody-two shoe, varsity player with straight A’s could be suicidal. Why can’t people see that.

7 thousand people can relate. Thats proof that this is a serious problem.

rasec-wizzlbang:
“ self-loved:
“ baptisms:
“ ad-hominem-sappies:
“ baptisms:
“ gservator:
“ baptisms:
“ gservator:
“ baptisms:
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“I hope this movie leads to the complete collapse of the American CG-animation industry in its current form as...

rasec-wizzlbang:

self-loved:

baptisms:

ad-hominem-sappies:

baptisms:

gservator:

baptisms:

gservator:

baptisms:

baptisms:

I hope this movie leads to the complete collapse of the American CG-animation industry in its current form as a dumbed-down, painfully unoriginal clusterfuck of capitalist interest in children’s entertainment and bad character design because I’m pretty sure this toilet-humor movie about a smug-ass Wall Street baby voiced by Alex Baldwin is the tipping point of sheer Hollywood hubris into a pile of inexcusable garbage. 

oh and here’s the trailer for this god awful movie and it’s pretty much a 2 and a half minute simulation of what being stoned to death must feel like

It looks entertaining

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of course it looks great to you dave

Awe, the child thinks showing Everyone my header (mind you, I willingly show the world that’s why it’s my header) is enough to shame me.

did you just call me a child on this post about the boss baby

You didn’t have to turn this into a political thing

boss baby is a political crime against humanity 

did anyone notice the only one that was deemed competent was the blonde white baby that was also presumably a cis male bc……………..

for fuck sake tumblr we are not starting Boss Baby discourse, we are not ending this god-awful year like this

memelovingfuck:

captainshamelessninjauniverse:

memelovingfuck:

Pick pocket your local neo-nazi and take their cards I promise you their pins are 1488 PLEASE take all their money and leave them with nothing

inciting violence on someone you don’t agree with… nothing more pathetic and sad… you act like they are a prevalent ideology when they are not

Don’t forget to grab their cash too

Pickpocketing is nonviolent. Does that moron even rogue?

alskylark:

2016 YOU BETTER NOT TAKE FUCKING CARRIE FISHER. YOU BETTER NOT.

k1mkardashian:

I had a dream I was nicki minajs stylist and we were picking out purses and she wanted to choose an ugly one and I told her straight up it was ugly and I was scared for a second but she thanked me for being real

bevendre:

pitchdarkedge:

bevendre:

Shocking, I want to draw, but don’t know what to draw.  Suggestions?

More anthro characters from Papi’s blog?

Such as?  I haven’t gotten any ideas from people who have submitted drones.

Got any that could be elephants?