Silver Tongue
me (to my cricket gf): babe.. do you still love me?
cricket gf: *cricket sounds*
me: is that yes in cricket language or awkward silence

viridian-sun:

bunfoot:

SAY IT WITH ME

  • the mitochondria are not “deep”
  • the mitochondria are not “quirky”
  • the mitochondria are the fucking powerhouse of the cell
  • STOP ROMANTICIZING MITOCHONDRIA

You can’t stop me

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goldenpaint:

you know those bitter ass people who make fun of people who want to use the new year as an opportunity for a change? why does someone taking advantage of a symbolic fresh start upset y'all so much

shatterkitty:
“Bruce banner live resin on top & Chernobyl on bottom 😋👌🏻
”

shatterkitty:

Bruce banner live resin on top & Chernobyl on bottom 😋👌🏻

hadxssah:

hurtbitch:

latkefucker:

The answer to the question “how do I spell chanukah the right way?” Is really “with a different alphabet” so like, do whatever

honka

you say this as a joke but my rabbi asked during (a particularly small) service what the actual correct spelling was and i snarked “in hebrew” and that was in fact the answer she was looking for and she still hasn’t let me forget that, so

mindfulwrath:

nbtomomo:

cheggerspartyquiz:

no time for mansplaining, this place is gonna blow

actually, it’s going to collapse. the bombs are only there to break the supports and compromise the structural integrity of the building so much that it collapses on itself. you would need a much more powerful bomb to literally blow up the building from the inside out since most of the energy would just be absorbed by th

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Originally posted by cracked

waltdisneyconfessions:
““For me, the saddest Disney death will always be Nuka from Lion King II. All he wanted to do was make his mother proud, and he ended up dying trying to make her happy.” ”

waltdisneyconfessions:

“For me, the saddest Disney death will always be Nuka from Lion King II. All he wanted to do was make his mother proud, and he ended up dying trying to make her happy.”

lightsintheskye:

Based entirely mostly off of twerklightprincess‘s post with their permission of course~

Also:

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Meet me in the Skyloft Pit ,Twilight Trash