Silver Tongue
pro-crocodiles-anti-feminism:
“ the-entire-furry-fandom:
“reaper voice: god i wish that were me
” ”

pro-crocodiles-anti-feminism:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

reaper voice: god i wish that were me

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krabby-kronicle:
“OH MY GOD
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krabby-kronicle:

OH MY GOD

cant-stop-the-jellyfish:

keeponshouting:

tigerator:

ritavonbees:

tahtherednosedtrickster:

just-shower-thoughts:

The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful.

rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss

rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. the moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable

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This is particularly interesting if you consider the fact that Rudolph was pretty much just created by Macy’s to further capitalize on Christmas.

There’s the Christmas spirit, use humiliate children then, when they’re vulnerable from the aforementioned abuse, exploit their differences publicly and smile and wave about it

setheverman:

extnihilism:

bellygangstaboo:

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THIS NEEDS TO BE VIRAL !!!

This makes me fucking sick dude. Like I’m disgusted.

Airlines should have a policy that if someone complains about a person simply speaking a different language, the complainant gets kicked out due to clearly being irrational and a danger to the person speaking a different language.

So, turns out this guy does a lot of “pranks” on airlines with his race being the gimmick so I am a bit skeptical. www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2016/12/21/youtube-star-known-for-pranks-claims-he-was-kicked-off-delta-flight-for-speaking-arabic/

wait a minute

rasec-wizzlbang:

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wait a fucking minute

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hold the fucking phone

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???

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???

itcomesbetweenus:

legally-bitchtastic:

sandalwoodandsunlight:

“I think it’s karma, baby,” the voice of Elsa from Frozen told Vanity Fair. “I mean, look: All the artists in the world got up and tried to get our girl [Hillary Clinton] elected, and it still didn’t happen, so we’re all still trying to recover from that.”

Idina suggested that if Melania’s husband couldn’t find anyone to sing at his little party, that maybe he might do it himself? “Maybe he’ll just have to sing something himself. He probably thinks he has a great voice; he thinks he does everything great.”

“He probably thinks he has a great voice” is such a well crafted burn.

I love that they call him Melania’s husband

askthetimemaster:

Part 1 of 6
The events of the first three frames takes place after Starry left, while the events from parts 2-5 take place during the time The Master was alone with the Leader.

typheus:
“i gotta keep dawing
”

typheus:

i gotta keep dawing