Silver Tongue

alpha-brony:

hardcyder-mod:

bootsnblossoms:

Tweets from Parents that Perfectly Summed up Parenting

My kid would be the one that takes 45 minutes to eat her cereal.

I’ve lived all these.

the-gr3y:
“ Alright I know everyone is going to be sharing the hell out of that screenshot with Tracer and her girlfriend (I know I will) But I also REALLY want everyone to enjoy the fuck out of this page because:
Genji looking so good concentrating...

the-gr3y:

Alright I know everyone is going to be sharing the hell out of that screenshot with Tracer and her girlfriend (I know I will) But I also REALLY want everyone to enjoy the fuck out of this page because:

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Genji looking so good concentrating on writing his letter with zen being a NERD with his snowballs

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Fareeha on a date? Or her dad? who is they? :0

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TORBJORN HAS A WIFE? She’s gorgeous and I love her and they are cute.

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Reinhardt is the best uncle/grandpa

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Mercy being a good doctor on the holidays-WAIT A SECOND IS THAT GENJI’S LETTER?

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Hanzo is looking good and I want that outfit as a new skin (also a confused looking child with a dead stare in the back?)

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Yup. bout what I expected from these two.

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fuck…

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fuck

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FUCK

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Wait what??? Did they just happen to be in the same bar? Mccree handle your liquor better jfc.

and Bonus of Tracer, Emily, and Winston being a cute happy family:

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Best comic yet 12/10

mukkora:

pokescans:

Let’s Find Pokémon: Gold/Silver

Half of these aren’t even slowpokes you fucking liars

4/6 is a two thirds, not half. Check yo math

birdship:

please watch this video

me after eating taco bell

sweetapplestrider:

csdragon:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

marauders4evr:

Here’s your everyday casual reminder that the original Steven Universe is dead and we’re all watching everything that happens in an alternate timeline.

No really.

I’ve only been in the Steven Universe fandom for a few months now but I haven’t seen anyone talk about this.

The episode Steven and the Stevens is admittedly not one of my favorite episodes. I think they made Steven (and Steven and Steven and Steven and Steven and St) way too annoying and out of character. But it also brings up one of the most fascinating plot points in the entire show that nobody in the fandom seems to want to talk about. Or maybe, as a newcomer, I’m just looking at it wrong but I think the evidence is clear.

The episode starts off with Steven getting the hourglass and going back in time:

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There he styles his hair:

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Which is really important; this way we know that he is Steven, our Steven.

So chaos ensues and he eventually goes back to stop his past-self from getting the hourglass:

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Which causes him to go mad with power:

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He then realizes that none of this is right and he realizes that there’s only one way to fix it - destroying the hourglass:

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And then he dies.

And then he dies:

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He dies.

The original Steven Universe dies!

The Steven that we’ve watched for twenty-two episodes at this point dies, scarring his past-self who now lives in an alternate timeline where he never used the hourglass to go back in time.

Granted, we’re still watching Steven. But he’s slightly different than the original Steven that we’ve watched for twenty-two episodes. That Steven completely sacrifices himself and dies a horrific death on-screen and nobody seems to want to talk about it!?

And now, everything that has happened since that episode and everything that will happen is on an alternate timeline.

Don’t believe me?

Steven says it himself, when he’s singing at the end of the episode:

“I accidentally created an alternate timeline.”

Boom.

The original Steven Universe is dead and everything that we’re watching now is on an alternate timeline.

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A Homestuck here. We’ve dealt with figuring out this kind of time nonsense for years.

The alternate timeline was created was when a Steven from the future didn’t appear. At that moment, the timeline was a Doomed timeline, but one that would affect the Alpha timeline.

That means that the Steven from episodes 1 to 21 is still the Steven from episodes 23 onward, and is the Steven in the final timeline of episode 22, but the Steven we see at the start of episode 22 IS from a different timeline.

And because he is from a non-Alpha timeline, Steven22 could not survive when he entered the Alpha timeline, but by appearing in the Alpha timeline, he ensured that it stayed on the Alpha path.

So, he is effectively the Davesprite of Steven Universe.

I LOVE THIS POST SO MUCH

adurot:

gunrunnersarsenal:

violetserenmod:

gunrunnersarsenal:

eammod:

babylonian:

indiwyn:

memedad:

NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE 

where is his emmy

this is honestly some Willem Dafoe as the Green Goblin type shit

Always sunny, the show about 5 sociopaths trying to live together and failing.

these fucking firealarms, i had one of these on my ceiling as well, and it did the same thing, and it WAS FUCKING DRIVING ME CRAZY, so one night while being sleep deprived AND THE FUCKING THING BEEPING ME out of my dreamosphere i must have roundhouse kicked it down from the ceiling.


the point is. when i woke up the next day, the thing was missing… and i have absolutly no fucking clue where the rest of the beeper is… like no idea… couldnt find it any where….

While I was living up at Ringwood, we had two of these int he upstairs hallway.

And one day one of them started beeping despite the landlord’s handy man coming and checking up on them just two weeks prior, so my room-mate was getting increasingly angry with it so he decided to get up there and take the battery out of it.

Then after getting off of the ladder he started going back into his room and the other one started beeping.

So he then done the same to the other one, happy with himself he decided to go back into his room once again … and then beep.

They started beeping again with out the battery.

Horror Stories. Beep.
Haunted & cursed post. beep!

B e e p !!

You need to forward this post to 3 other people or u will be haunted forever by a ghostly low-battery smoke detector. Beep! BEEP! b e e p !!!?

The beeping. It haunts me.

sessklok:

i googled goth bambi just because and let me tell u all

i was not disappointed

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kintatsujo:

plenoptic07:

kintatsujo:

Me: I don’t know if I ever want to be pregnant, I’d rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older

Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES

Me: We are discussing human beings not digital pets

Literally every child every born and/or parented presents unique challenges. It’s like people are unique individuals…..or something………….

An amazing and revolutionary concept

lumos5001:

howellartthou:

I’ve always been told not to give in to peer pressure but I’ve never been told not to pressure my peers and I think that shows how dysfunctional society is

real life plot hole found