ktabeau:

v171:

My team: [escorting the payload]

Mcree: It’s hiiiiigh noon. 

My team: 

#this post is fake because it implies that my team escorts the payload

clientsfromhell:

Client: I’ve written and released a book, but my original cover looks hastily done and cheap. I would like a cover illustrated of the same scene, but done more professionally.

Me: Okay, that’s definitely doable. Here are my rates.

Client: Oh no, I have no money for this project. I could maybe offer you up to $20 but you’d be doing God’s work. You should embrace this opportunity and illustrate the cover for no charge.  

Me: Well, I think God would probably like you to pay a fair wage.

#sorrynotsorry

petite-pumpkin:

Remember to not leave your things scattered around, kids!

adurot:

My dash did the thing, sorta. Close enough, I’m counting it.

owlturdcomix:

Rise of the Dick Wizard

image / twitter / facebook / patreon

dovesandstuff:

uh awkward

astroknight:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

rebe83:

unexplained-events:

Siberian Bear Hunting Armor
Studded all over with 1-inch iron nails about ¾ inches apart. 

I put this on when family comes over

wnnbdarklord:

Preacher (2016)

[News reporter: Tom Cruise has died. This footage just coming in from a church of Scientology service Cruise was presiding over when apparently - and details are still coming in - he spontaneously exploded.]

toxzen:

audreyrustons:

prince zuko: professional drama queen

Bringing this back because he and kylo Ren are basically the same