Wake up, Link
↳ [ The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild ]
I love this
I’m crying
*calmly* “Ma’am, put your hands up. Ma’am. Ma-”
*excited* “We have a runner, requesting backup! White female, 3 weeks old!”
There are 3 responses to hearing “Hello”
a.) it’s me
b.) My name is Elder Price
c.)is it me you’re looking for?
d.) Darkness, my old friend
e.) boys…
f.) My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
(g) my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal
Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona
i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d
Aquarius + Horse = Unicorn
http://www.primalastrology.com/primal-zodiac-by-combination.htmlI’m a Gemini Rooster. I need to draw a Celestial Rooster with a duality theme.
Libra and boar
does that mean a pig judge?
I get pregnant, throw a “gender reveal” party, cut open the cake to reveal a landslide of green m&ms. “what does green mean??” my relatives ask, scandalized. in their confusion, they fail to notice that the doors have been barred. they are now my captive audience. “settle in, folks,” I say, “it’s time for gender theory 101. I have slides.”
the term “edgelord” implies the existence of an entire hierarchical structure of edgenobility. there ought to be like, edgedukes and edgeviscounts running around. edgesquires. edgecomtessas.
im a simple edgeserf toiling in my patch of black mud
You may now refer to me as the edgelady of the water. I shall give to only those who are worthy a blade of ultimate edge and mark them as the king of all edges.
