Silver Tongue
A layman's guide to nonbinary genders
"Are you a boy or a girl?"
Agender: No
Androgyne: Yes
Genderqueer: Maybe?
Genderfluid: Sometimes

officialchristmasfucker:

plantanarchy:

officialchristmasfucker:

marvel-x:

*bangs on door* WHERE IS MY HOT CHOCOLATEY MILK SPIDER? I DEMAND TO SEE MY BABY AT LEAST ONCE THIS SEASON PLEASE YOU CANT LEAVE ME LIKE THIS

@plantanarchy
I don’t have the meme on hand
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Blessed image, happy holidays everyone

mybibabies:

replicariku:

Korrasami Reactions

this is why this shit is important. this is exactly how i reacted. this is how thousands of people reacted. so many people were touched by this. DO NOT. and i mean DO NOT undermine how important this was

mint-and-love:
“Happy holidays everyone. Let’s see who is lucky to be able to kiss me under the misletoe

mint-and-love:

Happy holidays everyone. Let’s see who is lucky to be able to kiss me under the misletoe <3

cheshireinthemiddle:

Out of seasonings

anonymoustypewriter:

You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much

jennlegacy:

It must be weird being the official voice actor for Disney characters. One day, you’re recording for a preschool show. The next day, you’re recording voice clips for toys. The day after that, you’re recording an existential monologue on the duality of light and darkness for a video game series where Mickey Mouse once vowed to avenge Goofy’s death.

rosexknight:

“I got a warranty on my headphones. They broke. I’d like this new pair.”

“Okay. Do you have the broken headphones?”

“No I was at the airport. I threw them away.”

“I’m sorry but we have to have the broken headphones.”

“Really?”

“Yes ma'am we exchange them for the new pair.”

“Seriously?”

Don’t give me your deadpan-ass voice you freaking moron you’re the idiot that threw it away. Did you think you just get a new pair because you can? No. that’s not how warranties work.