Silver Tongue

babylonian:

suppermariobroth:

In Super Mario Galaxy 2, the penguins’ eyes exhibit a strange property where they become darker the brighter lit the rest of the penguin is. Here is an example of a penguin under normal lighting and under brighter lighting.

this blog literally only posts evil shit now, i love it

 - Genji - McCree interaction

alerraia:

purpledrxgon:

- “You might be fast, Genji, but you ain’t faster than a bullet.”

- “Why don’t we find out?” 

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my-name-is-fireheart:

pettyrevenge:

Years ago in my high school AP economics class I was assigned to sit in the corner of the room where I was flanked by a handful of very popular, very lazy kids. After every exam the teacher would announce (much to my chagrin) my “high score” to the class.

After a particularly challenging exam where I only scored 93%, the teacher announced that the guy to my right (let’s call him Matt) had ALSO scored 93%, his friend behind him 90%, and the friend behind HIM 90%! Needless to say I vacillated between self-doubt and suspicion for a few days before I finally “congratulated” one of the 90%‘ers on his score. With an impish grin he admitted that his friend Matt had been cheating off me for months and “thanked” me for helping “so many people do so well” in the class. The petty revenge gears started turning in my head for what seemed like ages before I replied “no problem, I’m just glad to help!”

At the next exam I put my my paper in very clear view of Matt. He had been told that I was now willing to “help” him and his friends. I circled all wrong answers while making a special mark for the correct ones. Just before the time was up, I quickly changed my answers back when nobody was looking, turned in my exam, and smugly walked back to my seat.

What I didn’t know at the time was that the cheating conspiracy didn’t just involve the kids sitting next to me, but that my answers were written down and forwarded to the next 4 periods, all of which took an identical test.

One week later a record 22 people failed the exam. Matt empathetically remarked “Oh man, did you fail too!?” I flipped over my sheet: 100%.

Nobody ever cheated off me in that class again.

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Originally posted by shawnasgonnagif

That’s like something from neds declassified!

pshhhh mint is a nerd. I'm the top deer here

mint-and-love:

scraps-is-busy:

theosartisticthematics:

mint-and-love:

morseapple:

akhyr:

morseapple:

mint-and-love:

akhyr:

mint-and-love:

scraps-is-busy:

DEER FIGHT! DEER FIGHT!

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It’s on @silver-tongues-blog

Come at me

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Originally posted by biomorphosis

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Originally posted by jupiter2

Deer fight at the back of Dennys. Bring money for the grand slam YO

this gona be good

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(cause moose is top deer ;3)

Where are you? you punk You are going down scumbag >:v

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Originally posted by fivemembers

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Originally posted by humoristics

boop

I WILL FITE ALL

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I can’t believe there’s a Deer Brawl going down on my feed this is amazing

Don’t worry, you just need to… En-DEER it a bit longer.

We fight for Scraps love U:

I have awoken!

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Originally posted by naturegifs

and I’m ready to fight!

optimysticals:

lyrangalia:

optimysticals:

sorayachemaly:

Women scientists made up 25% of the Pluto fly-by New Horizon team. Make sure you share this, because erasing women’s achievements in science and history is a tradition. Happens every day.

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http://pluto.jhuapl.edu/News-Center/News-Article.php?page=20150712

70 seconds over 9 years and 3 billion miles…

…I just… Damn 

Launch to Pluto flyby for New Horizons took 3,580 days, and she was off by 70 seconds. That’s like… That’s an error of 0.000000226%.

That’s fucking insane.

That’s not even a rounding error!

Thank you for putting words & numbers to my awe of her precision.

mikavee:

i needed more nina and hughes in my life

adurot:

chefpyro:

So when’s Rogue 2 coming out

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duraraross:
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“ cutiepiedork:
“imagine comparing the moon, a space rock falling around the earth in a curved path and has no inherent...

duraraross:

roachpatrol:

zombiepineapples:

roachpatrol:

elfangorwasprettyrad:

horhardaho:

raphaeliscoolbutrude:

cutiepiedork:

imagine comparing the moon, a space rock falling around the earth in a curved path and has no inherent religious affiliation, to Jesus Christ.

IT’S A FUCKING HUNK OF ROCK FLYING THROUGH SPACE. What sort of glue are Tumblr users huffing good god.

You disrespected the sacred moon fandom

id headcanon jesus tho

did this person somehow miss that like the last 1.5 thousand years of christian history are people fighting each other over their jesus headcannons

i headcanon that the moon and jesus are gay for each other in a bdsm relationship and that pluto is their mpreg baby

now that’s just scientifically incorrect. pluto would be their mpreg dwarf baby. 

mooncourse

tikkunolamorgtfo:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

It can happen here.

It can happen here.

It can happen here.

I just chatted with one of my closest friends, who is originally from Montana. is what she told me: 

The plus side is that there has been a tremendous community response. However, I worry about the police in that area of the state. They say they’re doing extra patrols, but a lot of them are alt-right/neo-nazi affiliated, and I don’t trust them. The rabbi in Whitefish [the town where this occurring] is amazing, and I’m so upset for their congregation. My home synagogue is being targeted in Missoula, but so far they haven’t published individual member info like they did in Whitefish. 

Given what we already know about alt-reich affiliated police officers all across country in relation to anti-black shootings and other crimes, I do not think her fears are unfounded. There is a chance that the local police could be the once to target the people they are being assigned to protect.

Please share this so that people know what the alt-reich are doing and keep the Jews of Montana in your thoughts and/or prayers.

shrillaryclinton:

no gifset could do this sketch justice