Silver Tongue

superwholockpottervenger:

rneowies:

rneowies:

i love star trek!!!!

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guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this

set phasers to fruit salad 

rcktpwr:

we cant really be mad at baby boomers for not getting it.  they didn’t live in the same era we live in now.  they didnt have the adventures of jimmy neutron: boy genius to teach them right from wrong

dalaisa-thirhi:

boyonetta:

egaylitarian:

thetransgenderoffender:

jennytheundying:

thetransgenderoffender:

the-undying-cherry-blossom:

therealjacksepticeye:

nevaehevol:

I’m sick of people treating YouTubers like bums. I decided to speak out.

I appreciate it :) we’re more than just the money we earn

Except none of that is actually work.

Realistically they have to produce an hours content a day

Now the bigger youtubers have more edited stuff. So an hours content could be 3 hours of footage recorded. Maybe more.

So 3 hours of recording
4 hours editing
That’s 7 hours
A day
7 days a week.

49 hours a week
2,548 hours a year
461 hours more than the average amount of hours worked in a year.

That’s before you account for fan correspondence and other social media stuff.

That’s how they make money.
It’s a job
Therefore it’s work.

Screaming into a camera and playing and is not work

By that logic.
Acting
Music
Anything to do with television
Stand up comedy

None of those things would be work because they’re doing something they enjoy.

They’re doing it to entertain others.

Ah yes, it’s not work, that means anyone should be able to do it with equal success.

Good luck, your time begins now.

Respect YouTubers 2k17

Wow holy shit

ENJOYING WHAT YOU DO DOES NOT NEGATE THE EFFORT PUT INTO YOUR CAREER

every episode of fma when someone sees alphonse without a helmet: this bitch empty YEET

mint-and-love:

radicalrobo:

mattnyc816:

cynwrig:

Just because I’m curious:
If you were an animal in Zootopia, what species would you be?
Not specifically based on what’s your favorite animal but on what would probably fit best to you.

For example, my favorite animals are wolves and dogs but I think an opossum would fit me more. Body-type wise and also some part of the personality and how they behave.

Definitely a fox.

Mainly because my body type is slim and I have a way of getting away with pretty much anything XD
My personality is very outgoing, caring and loving as well as classy and pretty sly. :)

Otter.

i’m very much oriented around water and fishing, plus i tend to be more playful or mischievous in nature. plus i’m a strong swimmer.

I’d say i’d either be a Ox or a Horse. Mainly cause my body structure was built for manual labor and i’m somewhat tall orz

Deer. I’m tall and nimble and get easily startled.

babiesandbones:

ugly-bread:

patrickat:

elliegalaxies:

the-anti-fandom:

littlezombiekid:

the-uncensored-she:

Women should NOT be forced to feed their babies in a bathroom, all because we live in a misogynistic, porn-warped society that’s been brainwashed to believe that female breasts used for anything other than male pleasure is “indecent”. Support public breast feeding and end the porn culture.

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No. I’m eating. I don’t wanna see you hang out your goddamn tits while I have food. My kids don’t wanna see it. It’s not some misogynistic ideal, it’s fucking public indecency. Can I take my cock out under the table and feed my wife/girlfriend?
No?
Fuck you

i genuinely cannot believe that you just compared a blowjob to breastfeeding oh my fucking god 

getting a blowjob is a sexual thing and it also does not ‘feed’ anyone whereas breastfeeding is literally not even a sexual thing a baby is having food that they need to live like it’s nowhere near on the same level as getting a blowjob omg

if you are uncomfortable seeing a woman breastfeeding then that is your problem because you have oversexualised breasts so much that you can’t even stand seeing them being used for their actual purpose and also you’re an idiot

go eat your dinner in a public bathroom, you trash bag

End skeevy dudes who compare whipping out their dick in public to breast feeding 2k15

DO YOU FEED YOUR CHILDREN SEMEN? SHOVE A TRASH CAN UP YOUR ASS

Pediatric anthropology student, here.

1.) Breasts as sexual fetishes is a (largely Western) cultural construction. Yes, it’s a fetish – anything you are sexually attracted to that is not the genitals of an adult is a fetish, or paraphilia. My professors have met non-Westerners who think our men are “like babies” because they are attracted to breasts.

Breasts ≠ genitals. Scientifically, they are considered secondary sexual characteristics – same category as facial hair. They can be sexual in a sexual context, just as necks and feet can be. But their primary purpose is reproductive.

2.) Breastmilk is not a “bodily fluid.” It is FOOD.

It is not categorized by the CDC as a biohazard, and so no you don’t need to freak out if your coworker wants to store her milk right next to your Lunchables.

MOREOVER,

Breastmilk is not just protein and vitamins. It is a living, dynamic substance that BUILDS HUMANS.

It has hundreds of ingredients (<— actually that list needs to be updated because they’ve discovered more already).

There is a lab at the University of Washington St. Louis, where they have written all of the ingredients of human milk on the wall – They have run out of room on that wall. Among those ingredients:

  • The exact ratio of protein-sugars-fats that human infants need (cow’s milk doesn’t even come close)
  • Antibodies to pathogens in the baby’s environment (synthesized by the mother within hours of coming into contact with a given pathogen) and other immune factors
  • Stem cells. FUCKING STEM CELLS. (They used glow-in-the-dark mice to find out what they do!)
  • Hormones (support growth and regulate behavior)
  • peptides
  • Self-digesting fats (what the whaaat)
  • Growth factors
  • water, vitamins, minerals, carbs, etc.
  • prolly other awesome shit we don’t even know about yet because we’ve barely scratched the surface of this research!

These ingredients change hour-to-hour according to the baby’s needs. It will even add more water on hot/dry days. Fuck, breastmilk kills cancer in a petri dish.

Breastmilk. is. not. a. bodily. fluid. It. is. liquid. gold.

3.) When you tell a woman to go to the bathroom to breastfeed, you are perpetuating the notion that it is dirty and shameful and needs to be hidden away. This idea is the biggest barrier to achieving breastfeeding goals in the United States. Because women feel ashamed, they often stay isolated at home when they should be spending time out and about with friends and family and having, like, a life. This isolation can contribute to postpartum depression.

From the Surgeon General’s Call to Action to Support Breastfeeding:

Women may find themselves excluded from social interactions when they are breastfeeding because others are reluctant to be in the same room while they breastfeed. For many women, the feeling of embarrassment restricts their activities and is cited as a reason for choosing to feed supplementary formula or to give up breastfeeding altogether.

And since we have this culture of shame and privacy surrounding breastfeeding, young girls and women don’t see it enough to learn what is normal/not and how to do it, so they often give up when they run into problems because they don’t realize there’s an easy fix.

Moreover, an infant needs to be integrated into society in order to develop properly. He/she needs to see faces and hear voices. Isolating them – or throwing a blanket over their head – takes this important component of their development away. It also often annoys them because they are understimulated.

4.) YOU NEED TO SEE IT. That’s right, YOU. Even if you are a dude. Maybe you aren’t a parent, but you probably have loved ones who are. Or you might become one yourself someday. And if you are American chances are you have no idea how breastfeeding actually works, because you never fucking see it. It’s messy and complicated, and hard. It used to be a part of everyday life, because there weren’t any alternatives – So we learned how to do it by being around it all the time, NBD. The whole sexualization/modesty thing surrounding breasts wasn’t a thing until like the mid-20th century. Check out this 1871 drawing of a woman breastfeeding IN FUCKING CHURCH:

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She’s covered head to toe, in accordance with modesty standards of the time – except for her breast, about which the people around her give zero fucks.

More from the Surgeon General:

In American culture, breasts have often been regarded primarily as sexual objects, while their nurturing function has been downplayed. Although focusing on the sexuality of female breasts is common in the mass media, visual images of breastfeeding are rare, and a mother may never have seen a woman breastfeeding.

Mothers need to see it. Future mothers need to see it. Future fathers need to see it. Family members need to see it. Everybody needs to see it. SO THEY FUCKING GET USED TO IT.

So, no, I’m not gonna go to the bathroom to feed my kid. If you don’t want to see it, then DON’T. FUCKING. LOOK.

platonicsheith:

off-topic but the scene in icarly where her grandpa wants to take her bc he doesn’t think spencer is a responsible enough guardian and spencer arrives just as they’re about to leave with her inhaler bc he kept it in case she ever needed it even though she hadn’t had an asthma attack in years is the best and most poignant scene in media to this day

my–darling–dear:
“ holly-jolly-yeshua:
“ caffeinatedcatholic:
“ cometojoseph:
“ turtleshroom:
“ herotox4:
“ same
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When Jesus takes more than the wheel
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“Do you even know where you’re going? Do you have a GPS?”
“I just choose to follow Him.” ”
“That...

my–darling–dear:

holly-jolly-yeshua:

caffeinatedcatholic:

cometojoseph:

turtleshroom:

herotox4:

same

When Jesus takes more than the wheel

“Do you even know where you’re going? Do you have a GPS?”
“I just choose to follow Him.”

“That was a yield sign–”
“I only yield for Christ”

When you ride or die for Jesus!

What kind of car did those apostles drive? A Honda.

Because they were all in one Accord.

amey-winehouse:

reverseracism:

flyandfamousblackgirls:

here2infinity:

badgyal-k:

illsince96:

Let them know girl

Disrespect. They knew what they were doing.

Just how they only see Taraji as Cookie. 

Tichina Arnold as Pam

Gabourey Sidibe

Listen

leplastiquedick:

outcheawavy:

micdotcom:

Some Trump voters are already feeling buyers’ remorse

lmao

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If only there were millions of people who said exactly what’s happening would happen.