Quality time with uncle Nanu
lazytown hcs
Screw it.
Robbie:
- He was brought up in a very strict, high class family. Like i’m talking mansions.
- he wasn’t socialized well bc stuffy adult meetings was p much all the socializing he did
- he also didn’t have to do anything for himself, the servants would. Hence the laziness.
- all his clothes were hand tailored but he liked to go to the tailoring place and help design his own clothes
- he was great at drama, math, and english when he tried.
- He likes fruit only when its chocolate dipped
- fae or pixie. Why he needs a lot of sugar and why his family kept tabs on him at all times and why his hearing is so good.
- can play saxophone and piano really well
- one day he forgot english and accidentally started talking to pixel in icelandic. Pixel ended up knowing icelandic so he went on with his day still speaking it, but stingy got really confused.
- obsessed with eye shadow, but is subtle about it. He wants to see if anyone notices.
- doesn’t swear, worst thing he said was probably damn.
- he can tap dance and ballroom dance pretty well
- we all know he can sing. Sometimes he hums along to the other songs people are singing when he’s at home
- has insomnia and a lil depression. just let him nap
- secretly wants to be admired by the kids (and sporp)
- lets just say Number 9 wasn’t kind to him, and actually used psychical violence. that’s why he’s jumpy and always flinching.
Spart:
- not sure of his own origins, he just kinda happened.
- he’s a raw vegan but will indulge with store bought soy milk on special occasions.
- him being an elf is why he can’t eat processed sugar. Robbie likes to try and push it to see how far he can go
- on board with the honey makes him drunk hc
- he doesn’t actively seek out honey, the kids just trick him into eating it cause they think drunkacus is funny.
- once he got angry and hurt someone, but not too badly. He vowed to never get angry again.
- He’s pretty bad with puzzles and figuring things out
- elf ears duh. he can hear pretty well with them, which can also be a bad thing.
- the worst thing he’s ever said was “dingus” and he felt bad about it for weeks.
- He called Stingy a dingus. Stingy gasped dramatically but didn’t care too much
- he eats things with the skin on and the entire thing. Like a whole pineapple, top and all
- Pixel got really concerned when he saw this happen.
- he also eats flowers. Stephanie picked him a flower and he ate it and she cried.
realtalk? why do people have such a hard time believing someone like mcree from overwatch could exist. have they never been to america? so many people try to be cowboys in day to day life, an actual ex-gangster vigilante from the midwest would DEFINITELY try to be a cowboy
then add in a magic dragon cyborg and the fact that mad max is a documentary in this timeline, like…. phara’s got a robot fursuit, dude. widowmaker is a fucking night elf and no one bats an eye, but mcree slaps on a poncho and cowboy hat and everyone’s suspension of disbelief is broken
The only thing that should break people’s suspension of disbelief is that starcraft 2 is relevant enough to be an esport in the time of overwatch
cant wait for dva’s voiceline yelling at lucio for playing anything other than melee
the new wave: anytime a white accuses you of reverse racism talk about the whites that you encounter in passing that have absolutely no real impact on your life
“im not reverse racist, my dentist is white”
“you got it all wrong, my uber driver was white”
“my delivery guy had german parents i think, he was pretty cool”
“some white guy at the bus stop sneezed and i said bless you”
